We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing

”I will be withering away in bed” no. You will be out there under the spring sun. With the grass between your toes

other than that mrs lincoln did you enjoy the play

sorry. *ms

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

like this?

i cant believe patricks done 3 soul punk songs on this tour like. i cannot believe we are living in a world where patrick is healed enough from the hiatus and soul punk to be able to do those songs live on stage as apart of fall out boy. my god

evil time loop escape conditions where you can't get out until you've fuucked up your life in the most spectacular way possible, confident that the next night will reset the slate as usual.

instead, the next day comes.

You CANNOT go wrong with fat dragons. You will reblog

The Bathroom was a key invention in neurodivergent rights. Sorry I hate it here I need to exit the situation for several minutes and you can't tell me not to on the off chance that I actually have to piss. It's genius. Everyone say thank you bathroom for everything she's done for us

I love it. I feel like I'm winning a hostage situation. I'm cheating the social conventions. Implicitly saying if you don't let me get out of here I'm gonna piss or shit myself & nobody can argue with that

Rat desires are strong

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

“Happy birthday Noodle where ever you are... “ 🏝♥

2 rats (oil on panel 8″x8″)

Careful ...

big day today

Noodle Doodle!

Changed my watermark again.. XP