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Nicky: Would you shoot your boyfriend in the leg for ten million dollars?
Neil: Andrew, you can shoot me and then when my leg heals we can buy another car and new Exy racquets
Andrew: If I shoot you twice, one in each leg, then we’ll have twenty million dollars.
Neil: Good thinking. Fuck the system.
how dare there not be a fic for this very specific au i have in my head
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Last day’s prompt is t-shirt! For a while I thought about making it something that wasn’t utterly ridiculous but heh, let’s just end it like we started it
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my gf….. is like the sun
ashryvvr
explain
theoceanempress
she’s a star and makes my day bright by simply existing
My first gf turned into the moon
That’s rough buddy
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multiple descriptions of haruka tenoh based off of the wise words of @swordlesbianopinions for @charlottedotexe
wataeis