A hair-brain'd Hotspur

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

oh my god I thought this was a joke

the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

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Pick a country and its tourism slogan

these are 50 movies i dislike. hate is a strong word so im using “dislike.” its very hard for me to hate a movie so there’s not 100, just 50. they aren’t movies that are just boring/forgettable; I have specific and real reasons that these movies have emotionally slighted me (usually disappointment, though some here are anger, or even depression).

there are some very very controversial picks! that im not gonna apologize for or explain myself unless you ask nicely

My favorite thing about the current wave of gimmick blogs is watching them get involved in beef, while in character as a bit that was already 3/10 at best. That's pure Tumblr right there.

I see a blog called "i-hand-people-cucumbers" commenting on posts like "oh so you think I should kill myself just because I said I would have voted for George W Bush?" And I think yes I am home.

my favourite pathologic character get your salary queen

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

Ah man, what a long day. Goodnight, Tim. *kisses the Tim Heidecker side of my Tim and Eric dakimakura* *flips pillow* Goodnight, Eric. *kisses the Eric Wareheim side of my Tim and Eric dakimakura* *falls asleep* *has a terrible nightmare*