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@kels005 / kels005.tumblr.com

I’m too lazy to write a good bio...
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the-exercist

Simone Biles is a wonder, and I trust & support her to make the best decisions regarding her health. If that means stepping down from competition, then all the more power to her.

She is not a show horse, she is a person who deserves happiness, recovery, and privacy during this time. I am proud of her for putting herself first.

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more perfect union on twitter. 7/25/21

[Tweet from user More Perfect Union @ MorePerfectUS:

EXCLUSIVE: Frito-Lay worker Brandon Ingram was severely electrocuted on the job, disabled and denied medical care. Now Brandon, his wife, and children are being stalked and secretly filmed by company agents. This is the most disturbing Frito-Lay story we’ve covered.]

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unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

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hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

He also jabs racists in the eye!

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tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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biglawbear

I have a new role model

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my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery 

Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching it with one finger?

Because daphne was and always will be that bitch

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seoksoop

ugh I love andre so much it’s HURTS😡

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this doesnt just apply to girls but also to guys

i know some of you might say, “wow youre oversensitive” but i truly relate to this because even at school, when someone sits close beside me, i subconsciously move away. when a person tries to hold my hand or arm to guide me while crossing the street, i immediately flinch and pull back. when someone tries to touch my shoulder i feel chills in my back

im not saying this to start a ruse. im saying this to tell everyone that this exists. there are people- like me- who are very uncomfortable when we’re being touched

now thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Every day I’m reminded that Disney is EVIL

Buying a competitor and absorbing their assets is not only normal but often considered a "good exit" for the party being purchased.

Yes disney is still an evil monopoly but this is completely par for the course, especially for the entertainment industry.

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