it says the actual flavour right here :/
gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens
Hospital
it says the actual flavour right here :/
gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens
Hospital
people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect
THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE GENRE AS A WHOLE, THAT'S THE POINT
i’m sorry you’re allergic to fun i’m sure that makes life very difficult for you
Me watching a murder mystery: What the hell...why are so many different characters suspicious, in reality cases aren't normally this complicated, this whole genre is a mess...
Me watching a comedy: What the hell...so many silly and unlikely situations keep happening...
Me watching an action movie: What the helll...why is it so violent...
Me watching a fantasy film: What the hell....elves aren't real....
I've been like bouncing off the fucking walls all day and couldn't figure out why I was so jittery and then I found out that the lemonade I got at panera has 260mg of caffeine. For context the coffee I drink sometimes to stay awake has about 65-90mg. Why does lemonade have this much caffeine. Whats your fuckint problem
What tbe fuck Panera I am going to Call Saul
putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill
Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is
Police: *leading sex workers into a squad car to be taken to jail*
Sex work prohibitionist: “I called the police! You’re all free now! No more patriarchal violence! No need to thank me!”
Prohibitionist: “How does it feel to be free of your pimp?”
Sex worker: “I was an independent worker!”
Prohibitionist: “Yeah right, so how much did the porn industry pay you to say that, faker?”
Sex worker: “Who will care for my kids?”
Prohibitionist: “No worries, they’ll be placed with a nice Christian foster family who will teach them to hate and judge you as harshly as possible.”
Prohibitionist: “This is to protect you. It’s feminism. I’m a feminist.”
Former sex slave: Wait so I went to the police and I got arrest for being sold into sex work?
Prohibitionist: Yup! That way we can make sure people don’t get sold into sex slavery!
Former sex slave: But that just makes victims less likely to come forward?
Prohibitionist: pRoTeCt WoMeN
Former sex worker: I have been arrested and prosecuted and now have a criminal record which greatly reduces my ability to get a non-sex work related job.
Prohibitionist: Yep, but it was to help you get out of the sex work. Now you can get “real” jobs working for minimum wage or less. We did good. Why aren’t you thanking me?
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB…
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
date of origin: August 9th, 2018
did you know that hyenas loaf like cats do? look it up there's pictures
This is the best fact I’ve ever heard thank you so much anon
Hyena loafers…someone draw it
You rang?
Here’s a drawing of a loafing hyena.
Your sims house is very decadent for someone who hates the rich.
It’s the sims…
creating a bare-bones socialist compound for your Sims to live in as radical praxis
Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.
“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”
Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.
6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness
getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"
The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.
Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.
After three months of labor-conducive love, my silkscreen book is complete!
Based off of the video game ANATOMY, it tells the story of what it really means to live in a haunted house
This game has some of the best writing and one of the most original ideas I’ve seen in a while, so please, take a look!
Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?
the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have
posting not only as a critique of the profit motive under capitalism but also because I fucking hate youtube premium