what is life

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

idk why that dog is nervous, he’s in good hands

i just want to remind everyone outside of poland (if any of you actually care) that the recent abortion ban is not the first attack on women’s rights. the “black marches” against the new abortion laws have been organized for past five years because the subject has been brought up multiple times, usually as a cover up for new laws the government wanted to push through without the attention from polish gp which is, in my opinion, the most disgusting act, using an issue so emotional and sensitive for so many people just so that people wouldn’t look at their hands.

a few weeks ago polish government decided to withdraw from the istambul convention whose main objectives are to protect women from tradition-based domestic abuse. even with this document being signed, polish women were suffering from domestic abuse in silence with no help from the authorities or other family members.

throughout their governing, the current leading party has been in on a war against anything that might “threaten the traditional christian family values.” that means calling lgbtq+ folks a facist (or neo-bolshevik, depending on their mood) ideology, not people, refusing to introduce sexual education at schools (spreading the false information about it sexualizing children and exposing them to pedophilia,) mocking and demonizing feminism and gender studies, calling it an ideology, too.

two female pro-life activists, kaja godek and zuzanna wiewiórka, have been recognized and supported by the government. the first one is advocating for a total abortion ban, especially when the pregnancy is the result of rape. the second one was awarded by the ministry of justice for violating a teenage gril’s privacy, expoisng her unwanted pregnancy to her parents. the girl wanted to have an abortion, and wiewiórka posed as a pro-choice activist ready to help her find a safe way. instead, she forced the girl to go through the pregnancy and, allegedly, domestic violence.

a far right politician, janusz korwin-mikke, who is also in the european parliment, is widely known for his mysoginistic views, saying that women are less intelligent than men, that “you always rape a little” and other disgusting things i do not want to write down.

the new mp of education and academia has said that women should be married and have childern before they’re 30, and then they can think about their careers, that lgbtq+ folks are not equal to “normal people,” and that there is no time to think about human rights at the moment.

the access to abortion, even before the recent ban, was always difficult. most of the doctors had the right to refuse to perform the surgery, the social stigma was always unbearable. furthermore, there has never been any access to the day-after pill. the contraception in poland is a very sad joke. thousands of women are scared of having kids because they might lose their jobs. and the government does not care about the women nor the children after the pregnancy. if the child is born disabled, there is no help from anyone except good-willed people. if the mother does not have enough money to raise a kid - there is no help from the authorities that are so loud about protecting the unborn lives. there is practically no access to any psychological help in case of miscarriage, seeing a child’s death, raising a disabled baby. and foster care or orphanages? the government does not give a single fuck about these places, the conditions of these institutions, and people that live there.

we, polish women, folks with uterus, have been disrespected, mocked, humiliated and uncared for by the government and by the thriving mysoginy in this country. and we are angry.

petitions don’t work, what you can do if you care enough to help is spread awarness about what we’ve been going through, demanding a statement about the issue from your authorities because what can help is international pressure. they are stripping us of our basic rights, and even though i am angry, i am also very scared of the future.

please, don’t look away.

and to my polish friends, 

***** *** nie możemy dać tym gnojom wygrać

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

Then I’ll kill him myself

Here’s some hard to swallow pills that’ll probably make people upset but is 100% the truth and idc.

You do not have to stay in a relationship with a mentally ill person if it becomes too much for you to handle. You are not their saviour, that’s not your responsibility to save them.

Any person who uses their mental instability to control you staying is a shitty person. IE “if you leave me I swear to god I’ll kill myself”, still not your responsibility, LEAVE.

The “I’ll kill myself without you” is not just a red flag, it’s the finish line. Get OUT. Get out of that relationship. That is ABUSE.

I float in a boat in a raging black ocean, low in the water and nowhere to go. The tiniest lifeboat, full of people I know

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

If I ever get to Buenos Aires I’mma vanish into this bookshop and live there forever. 

awhoooo

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what the fuck were you doing at 4 am cause i was doing this

naruto and sasuke get drunk. it happens more than you might think

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

We’re in the new modern Prohibition times, calls for Prohibition-like tactics.

Scale:

pls don’t forget that it is your blog. you should post about what you like and what makes you happy. some ppl will follow and some ppl will unfollow your blog and that’s completely ok. just make sure this whole tumblr experience makes you happy.

ninja clan

here we stan

everyone gangster till the cat starts walking