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escapes for when you feel anxious

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Aliens Do Exist

Creator: Felipe Di Poi Tamargo

Date: 2017

More: One of the performers behind the sketch comedy group, Simple Town, Tamargo also created the award-winning short That Long & Lonesome Road to Grandma’s.

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the notes are broken 😂

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Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes.

Source: lifehacksthatwork.com

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rayshippouuchiha

Dreamed I got into a knife fight with three raccoons outside of a Wendy’s parking lot.

I lost cause I kept screaming “those little hands”.

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Dreamed I got chased by a large, multi-headed snake that had mouths full of human teeth instead of fangs.

I got bit a lot cause it had a horrible southern accent and kept saying, “these here are my bitin’ teeth”.

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Dreamed I made a living as a Finger Saleswoman™.

Just, I sold fingers. My own fingers. I’d cut them off, package them up, and sale them and then they’d grow back. It was an endless cycle of finger cutting/regrowth.

I had an entire store front filled with my own fingers. I’m not sure if it was a bakery or like a cell phone store kind of thing but it was an entire storefront/business.

It was, I shit you not, called The Fingerhut.

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Dreamed my hair could talk.

You ever been read for filth by your own ass hair?

I have. It was not pleasant.

It had a lot to say about my life choices and, oddly enough, income taxes.

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Dreamed I was a preacher overseeing a funeral.

I ended the service by going,

“Rest in Reese Pieces” and upending a 5 gallon bucket of Reese Pieces into the open grave.

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Dreamed I ran a shark amusement part.

There were shark attractions, shark themed foods, and even shark petting.

Main attraction was, for some reason, a megalodon.

It … did not end well.

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Dreamed Oscar Wilde came to visit me.

He clapped me on the shoulder, went, “ah my good bitch” and then disappeared.

There were rose petals.

I’m pretty sure I was visited by his spirit in my sleep.

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Dreamed I was making macaroni and cheese.

I forgot to strain the macaroni before I put in the cheese.

The police showed up, broke down my back door, slapped the pot off the stove, and took me to macaroni jail.

I remember being horrified because I don’t look good in that shade of yellow.

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Dreamed I was cooking Fruit Loops on the stove and the smoke alarm went off.

All the smoke detectors in the house came skittering towards me on these long black spider legs while blaring Toto’s Africa on full blast.

I tried to beat them back with the spoon.

It … didn’t work.

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mirandalightwood

Please, like or reblog if you’re a girl and like superheroes or if you think a girl can enjoy superheroes

Trying to prove my grandma a point

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your anxiety is lying to you. you are loved and going to be okay.

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Words that describe someone’s voice

Adenoidal: adj: if someone’s voice is adenoidal, some of the sound seems to come through the nose
Appealing: adj: an appealing look, voice etc. shows that you want to help, approval or agreement
Breathy: adj: with loud breathing noises
Brittle: adj: if you speak in a brittle voice, you would sound as if you’re about to cry
Croaky: adj: if someone’s voice sounds croaky, they speak in a low rough voice that sounds as if they have sore throat
Dead: adj: if someone’s eyes are dead, or if their voice is dead, they feel or show no emotions
Disembodied: adj: a disembodied voice comes from someone who you cannot see
Flat: adj: spoken in a voice that does not go up or down
Fruity: adj: a fruity voice or laugh is deep and strong in a pleasant way
Grating: adj: a grating voice, laugh, or sound is unpleasant and annoying
Gruff: adj: a gruff voice has a rough low sound
Guttural: adj: a guttural sound is deep and made at the back of your throat
High-pitched: adj: a high pitched voice or sound is very high
Honeyed: adj: honeyed words sound nice, but you cannot trust the person who is speaking
Hoarse: adj: someone who is hoarse or has a hoarse voice speaks in a low rough voice
Husky: adj: a husky voice is deep and sounds hoarse often in an attractive way
Low: adj: a low voice or sound is quiet and difficult to hear or deep sounding
Matter-of-fact: adj: used about someone’s behavior or voice
Monotonous: adj: a monotonous sound or voice is boring and unpleasant because it does not change in loudness or become higher or lower
Nasal: adj: someone with a nasal voice sounds as if they are speaking through the nose
Orotund: adj: an orotund voice is loud and clear
Penetrating: adj: a penetrating voice or sound is so high or loud that it makes you slightly uncomfortable
Plummy: adj: this word shows that you dislike people who speak like this
Quietly: adv: in a quiet voice
Ringing: adj: a ringing sound or voice is very loud and clear
Rough: adj: a rough voice is not soft and is unpleasant to listen to
Shrill: adj: a shrill noise or voice is very loud, high and unpleasant
Smoky: adj: a smoky voice is sexually attractive in a slightly mysterious way
Silvery: adj: a silvery voice or sound is clear, light, and pleasant
Singsong: adj: if you speak in a singsong voice, you voice rises and falls in a musical way
Small: adj: a small voice or a sound is quiet
Strangled: adj: a strangled sound is one that someone stops before they finish making it
Strident: adj: a strident voice or sound is loud and unpleasant.
Taut: adj: used about something such as a voice or expressions that shows someone is nervous or angry
Thick: adj: if your voice is thick with an emotion, it sounds less clear than usual because of the emotion
Tight: adj: a tight voice or expression shows that you’re annoyed or nervous
Thin: adj: a thin voice or sound is high end unpleasant to listen to
Tremulous: adj: is it not steady for explained, cause you’re afraid or excited
Throaty: adj: a throaty sound is low and seems to come from deep in your throat
Wheezy: adj: a wheezy noise sounds as if it’s made by someone who has difficulty breathing
Wobbly: adj: if your voice is wobbly, it goes up and down, usually cause you’re frightened, not confident or you’re going to cry

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Playlist for Writing

I’ve put together some Spotify playlist that I like to write to, and figured I would share them with you all. If they have * means it’s one that I listen to a lot.

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teenagerposts

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend….. somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night…… had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me: