“Cat Dead, Details Later”

『 What's it going to be then, eh? 』

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『 About Me 』

Hey there, welcome to my writing blog. I’m Caitlin. I’m 22, and a recent college graduate that writes fanfiction in my free time. I use they/them pronouns for the most part, but am totally okay if you sometimes use she/her. I’m multi-fandom, and my muses flop around frequently—so there’s a nice variety of content hopefully to please you! For the most part, I tend to write for classic cult cinema and television shows, and some for more rarer fandoms that do not get the love they deserve. My current high muses are the fandoms in which I am currently very interested in, or feel motivated to write for. If you want to request something, shoot me an ask! I cannot guarantee I'll write everything that comes my way, but I'll do my best. I often write based off of things that grab my interests.

『 Current High Muses 』

Twin Peaks, Re-Animator, Columbo, horror movies, and The Evil Dead Trilogy.

『 Personal Disclaimer 』

I unfortunately do have very crippling social anxiety (which has only been exacerbated by our current state of things), and often have a hard time interacting and talking to my followers. These feelings ebb and flow much like my muses, and I hope you understand why I might not respond to your messages right away, or drop off in a middle of a conversation. I appreciate each and every one of you so much, and truly love to read all your comments, notes, messages, and DMs!

I also have a job / personal life and might go on random hiatuses for a few days. If I take any longer of a break, I'll usually post something saying that I'll be gone for a bit. Again, the writing muse takes me or it doesn't sometimes, as we all know the evil of writer's block.

『 Navigation 』

Everything I have ever written can be found here in this masterlist! Click on the link to the fandom of your choosing in order to access that specific masterlist. If anything is off or links are not working, please do not hesitate to let me know! Thank you for your continued support, I hope you enjoy my works!

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『 Content Warnings / Rules 』

Smut is clearly labeled on the posts, and will be delegated also with the ⭑ emoji next to it . 18+ ONLY for those works. If you are a minor and I see you interacting with these posts, I will block you. This is not negotiable. Some dark content and sensitive subject matter can be found in some of the fics, as well as some of the characters I write for are...very unsavory characters. Read the warnings before each work on individual posts to be sure!

However, I will NOT write: self harm/su*ci*al behavior, rape, non-con, and/or sexual assault, incest, underaged characters, dd/lg (daddy kinks are okay) and fetish content that personally makes me uncomfortable. If you're not sure, you can always just send me an ask to see if I would write it. This is a judgement-free zone, but at the same time I do have my personal limits

masterlist begins under the cut

oh I want to write for John Tyler from TMYS so so so so badly

"Hellfire."

Pairing: Monsignor John Pruitt x F!Reader

Summary: You are called first to receive everlasting life from the angel's blood during Easter Vigil.

Warnings: Spoilers for Episode 6 of Midnight Mass and all the content that comes with it. Language. Taking some liberties with how the angel's blood works uhhh hehe. Millie who's that AU. Going off of the stream of consciousness / dream-like writing I am trying so hard to stay out of my head and just write what comes.

"Brothers and sisters,” Monsignor Pruitt concludes. “On this most holy night I come to you with good news. Not only the good news of the resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who arose to forgive us of our sins after three days in the tomb. But, also the resurrection of ourselves."

He clasps his hands together in makeshift prayer, eyes sparkling an unfamiliar orange glow that you've never seen before. That of a feral black cat's eyes bouncing back light. The ones that hunt on the outpost of the island, all teeth and heat and hunger and sex and wild and and and--

Visions of nocturnal holiness.

"I ask you. Trust in me. And God will reward your loyalty heavily. Know that I would not ask of the ultimate sacrifice of your life if I did not have utmost faith in our God for the miracle he is about to bestow tonight."

“I’ll Fake God"

Pairing: Herbert West x GN!Reader [Re-Animator 1985]

Summary: A lab accident renders you on the brink of death with little to no hope for recovery. But Herbert isn't about to let the only person he's ever loved to leave his life so quickly.

Warnings: Body horror, death, the usual re-animator content.

A/N: we love the angst. Changing a little bit of the ending to re-animator (1985) to fit my sick little evil narrative. This was written in an odd dreamy like stream of consciousness thing im not exactly sure what this is or if its even good, but I hope you enjoy it.

Memento Mori. Remember that you will die.

When you feared monsters as a child, ones that hid in the deepest corners of your room, you would close your eyes and count to ten. The fear dissipating as your heart rate returned to normal, there was nothing that could hurt you in the first place.

Applying that same practice now, you squeeze your eyes shut; hoping to re-awake in the comfort and safety of your shared apartment. In bed. Waking up from a horrible, incredibly lifelike dream.

But the monsters were real, now. They walked among the same Earth you did. There was no escaping the re-animated monstrosities of flesh and bone that clawed it's way out of the dark makeshift laboratory deep within the basement. The sound of inhuman claws ripping through your flesh, right through your delicate insides.

It's not a dream.

The white coffee cup in your hand you brought for Herbert loosened from your grip, making a resounding crash on the concrete floor. Shattering into uneven pieces as the brown liquid pooled beneath your feet. You didn’t scream. Simply widened your eyes at the spectacle before you, as the monster’s hand continued to create a penetrating trauma; right through to the other side.

The way you looked up at Herbert will be permanently etched into his mind for the rest of his days; a mix of terror, shock, pain, and something else within your [e/c] orbs.

One that Herbert immediately recognized as betrayal.

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Father Paul NSFT Headcannons

Pairing: Father Paul | Monsignor John Pruitt x reader (Midnight Mass)

A/N: I am literally insane, and I am literally feral. No thoughts, only Father Paul and Hamish Linklater. I am going to hell and you are all coming down with me. Writing this made me literally dizzy. Dedicated to the very lovely @jacknives who helped flesh out many of these HCs in unhinged twitter convos <3 I would not be back writing without you

Warnings: Sexual content, 18+ ONLY, minors DNI. Millie, who's Millie? Reader is written as gn! but also includes talks of menstruation (if it doesn't apply to you, or makes you uncomfortable just ignore! there are tw before the HCs including blood), blood kink, this is incredibly sexual. Feedback is always appreciated, trying to really get the feel for this character.

Character Playlist.

“Well, that’s the thing about where we’ve been. It’s important, sure. But it's not as important as where we’re going. And every place I was before where I am now, well, they, were just leading me here. Even if I didn’t know it at the time. Even if I didn’t see it.” 

『 Fanfiction 』

"Hellfire." SUGGESTIVE THEMES

『 Headcannons 』

Father Paul NSFT Headcannons SMUT 18+

Hcs: Falling in Love with Father Paul 

Hello sweetheart!!! Thank you so much I missed you and everyone so much too!!! <3 it feels so good to be back, and also to receive such a warm welcome!

I'm doing actually pretty well all things considering! I missed writing so much though, but writers block can be tough lmao!! But I'm ready :)