I identify as a Walgreens Giftcard bc I am useless

‪She bless the rains down in Africa ‬

it always warms my heart to see birds approving human music like we did it guys we impressed the best

A very curious octopus.

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

Partner: *going down on me*

Me: Are you finding everything ok? Let me know if you have any questions!

I would be contractually incapable of keeping a straight face during this

Made all the wrong decisions 

Eris is one of my all time favourite animated characters. It’s been 13 years since I first saw this film and I am still utterly transfixed by the way they animated her. She is absolute heaven.

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

The creators described her as milk in coffee

Gay girls described her as first crush

This is the most in-character thing I have ever read

this is the only picture ever

I don’t think that’s right I’ve seen other picture and images

that’s not true

Hermione Granger SNAPPED (x)

me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time

when i have free time:

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

With these upgrades they never stood a chance

Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.