Paramore was right. Hard times

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

Obsessed with this style of fantasy history and cannot emphasize enough that one of the most memorable candies of 1999 was this abomination of a movie tie-in

‘your parents just want what’s best for you’ that is objectively not true for a lot of people, sometimes they want what’s best for them or what looks the best to other people, or what they think is best for you is based on outdated, backwards and messed up values & beliefs. even if their intentions aren’t bad doesn’t mean they even remotely know what’s good for you

also sometimes their intentions are bad but people are remarkably resistant to that idea

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

i am just an animal why am i doing all this

my most recent strategy for dealing with executive dysfunction is that when I catch myself lying in bed thinking “I want to be doing the productive thing, but for some reason I’m still just lying here, wtf is wrong with me” I start mentally screaming until I get up. 

I don’t mean screaming AT myself, I just mean screaming. Like, a battle cry, or a tantruming baby. The goal is to fill up my brain with “AAAAAAAAAAA” until I am vertical. I can’t articulate WHY it works, but so far it’s working for me!

Oh, Correct

@josiah-glacier that’s too good to keep in the comments

ADD IT TO THE BADASS QUOTE LIST

*scrimbling in on no sleep clad in pajama pants and a poet’s shirt tucked into a hot topic waist cincher

IM HERE IM HERE HANG ON

I GOT IT

Reminder to drink some wotah

breaking my silence

Burger queen divorced him

Guys we need to team up to murder that one neighbor who leaves their dog outside for too long 

What about the neighbor that plays music too loud?

What about the neighbor that’s shoots his gun all night

I am scared of your neighbor