“ i’d love to stay but there’s bill t’ pay. “

❝   HERE’S A TRICK OF THE TRADE   :   never cash in your paycheque.   ever.   that’s what i do.   the government is a scam.   granted,   cabe always forces me to do it anyway,   but it doesn’t stop me from trying.   ❞

       ian glances at him. ❛ well if you’re not gonna eat it, that means there’s more for me. so.❜

❝   WELL DONE,   ALBERT EINSTEIN   !   i’m glad to know that simple math didn’t go in one ear and out of the other but that still doesn’t make it right.   THINK OF THE PIZZA.   what did it do to you to deserve such   ...   hate   ?   ❞

❝   I’M WITH YA ON THAT ONE.   it’s like,  either the remakes are just choppy an’ do the same fan disservice they always tend t’ do or the sequel just ain’t all’at.  i’m a big movie buff, y’know, so like – i think i’ve got a good eye for these things. also won an oscar once           you’re in the presence of cinematic royalty !    ❞

❝   YOU’VE WON AN OSCAR   ?   HM,   LET ME GUESS   :   you won one before dicaprio   ?   of course you did,   EVERYONE did.   but back to my original point   :   bad sequels.   son of the mask,   2005,   directed by lawrence guterman   --------   ironic,   the movie might as well have been filmed in a gutter.   along with star trek   :   into darkness and blues brothers 2000.   what do you think   ?   in the wise words of zoella herself,   SMASH OR PASS   ?   i,   personally,   give all three of them a hard pass.   ❞

❝   YOU KNOW THAT NINE OUT of ten sequels are terrible,   right   ?   name one sequel that was actually good and no,   bill   &   ted’s bogus journey doesn’t count.   the 90′s knew what they were doing   -----   us,   however   ??   WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DECENT SEQUEL.   ❞

@vrooms LIKED FOR A STARTER.

❝   I HAVE YET TO MEET a person that i can’t read or outsmart   -----   by the way,   there’s a coffee stain on your shirt.   ❞   lies.   he’s trying to a prove a point.

@ashscented​ LIKED FOR A STARTER.

❝   C’MON VIN DIESEL,   IT’LL BE fun   !   it’s only speed dating and we don’t have to stay for long,   just long enough to get a few shots into our systems and then i’ll treat you to a pint.   besides,   you might even find your saltmate   -----   i mean soulmate,   sorry.   ❞

@shevrons.

❛   SAYIN’ YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL does not equal with knowing wha’ you say or do , it’s a mere title ————————————— but ,  tell me ,  wha’ exactly does the way a man peels a fruit tell about him  ?     ‘

❝   IT’S ALL IN THE HANDS,   fenix.   if a man peels his fruit with precision   ---   slowly,   carefully,   handling it as if it were a child   ---   then he’s a soft,   considerate,   selfless person.   if he’s rough and tries to rip the skin off then that should say it all.   honestly,   it’s not rocket science   !   ❞

❝   I MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE a doctor but you don’t exactly look like a landfill for me to think you’re trash.   ❞

@dementally.

❝   I DON’T HAVE TIME TO tell you how wrong you are.   actually,   it’s gonna bug me if i don’t   -----   YOU’RE WRONG   !   pineapple doesn’t go on pizza nor will it ever belong on pizza.   the point of pizza is to make it as unhealthy as possible.   you can’t just take a perfectly good pizza and put pineapples on it.   THAT’S DISRESPECTFUL.   ❞

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❝   I’M JUST SAYING THAT YOU can tell a lot about a man by the way he peels his fruit.   have you ever seen your husband peel a peach   ?   offer him one and keep a watchful eye on how he peels it.   don’t knock my ideas until you try them   !   TRUST ME,   I’M A PROFESSIONAL.   i know what i’m talking about.   ❞

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