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A friendly reminder that these are canon facts about Trafalgar Law:

  • He collects coins.
  • He idolises ninjas.
  • He reads (or read as a kid) comic books.
  • He has a strong hatred for bread.
  • His only weakness is literally his fucking teddy bear.
  • Every single "disguise" he has ever owned has had his custom jolly roger plastered over every inch of it (thus defeating the purpose of a fucking disguise like Law please you might as well have just announced your presence through a megaphone)
  • ^ The fact he owns entirely customised outfits only suggests one of three things;
  1. Trafalgar Law knows how to sew.
  2. Trafalgar Law commissions some poor bastard who's probably too scared to say no to a former Warlord to tailor these clothes for him.
  3. He gets someone in the crew to do it.
  • Frankly idk which of these possibilities is best.
  • As if that wasn't enough and god forbid he's ever in a position where clothes aren't allowed and he cannot display his obsession with his late saviour on fabric, he has to make doubly sure that everyone around him knows exactly who he is, and therefore has his jolly roger tattooed both in the centre of his chest and the middle of his back.
  • Stole the hearts of 100 marines and just fucking mailed them to the Navy HQ.
  • His ship is in fact not a ship, but a giant yellow submarine.
  • He makes fun of Usopp by calling him "Long-Nose-ya," Chopper "Raccoon-ya," and Cavendish "Cabbage-ya."
  • Got so into Sanji wearing his raid-suit that he just ditched calling him black-leg and immediately swapped to calling him Stealth-Black.
  • Also gave a word by word monologue of said raid suit and everything Germa 66 is and stood for while Sanji was in the middle of a fight.
  • Pulled a big ol' sike on Doflamingo and literally told him to lick an entire country's asshole.
  • Whilst wearing a jacket with his late brother's code-name on the back.
  • And revealed to him his bloodline is that of Doflamingos most hated.
  • As if just saying "fuck you," isn't a thing anymore.
  • Also he can make people switch bodies with one another? I'm not entirely sure why that's something Law would think to invent and weaponise, but at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
  • In his character song Lost in Shinsekai, he adds his infamous "-ya" honorific to takoyaki.
  • Yes he really does give food an honorific.
  • No I am not joking.
  • Just reminding you all of these in case anyone ever has the misconception that Trafalgar Law is a badass, cold, ruthless man and not in fact the fucking lame nerd he is.
#traffy💖#dumb idiot stupid nerd#dork#hes also my wife#freako#i like listing all the different unique ways hes a freako
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