I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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I love how the tornado doesn't look malicious. She's just dancing along, doing her thing, and it's a pity you're so very ant-sized below.

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

I do believe the girl is turning already

yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"

The cassowary evaluates your innards, not the other way around

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

Smol Scale

I have never seen this post before but tumblr already said I liked it. And I do like it

These drawings have such a joyful energy, like illustrations from a children's book.

I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.

Everybody say “thank you” to the fanfic writers who write for less-popular fandoms.

Some days i just crave fic on a particular topic, so i go into an Ao3 tag I’ve never visited before, and there they are with a mojito and 10k words of enemies-to-lovers, just for me.

points have been made

Counterpoint

an addition

We’re done

An exclusive look into the workings of the mind of the average tumblr user

btw. by the way. By The Way. BY THE WAY. if you gleefully boop you can also gleefully reblog edits. you can gleefully support content creators. you can gleefully leave compliments in the tags. i know you are all capable of pressing buttons now!!!!!!!!!!!!! REBLOG.

boops you

An Easter-related map: percentage of letters that are vowels in each language’s word for “egg”

by u/99685-96-8

If the internet wasn’t anonymous anymore i would stop writing/posting fic and a part of my soul would die. I don’t want to post fic under my real name i don’t wish to be perceived i wish to be known on an incredibly deep level without something superficial like my name attached. Writing fic is like stripping naked but leaving your face out of the shot

the AI voice manipulation thing where you can take recordings of a public figure’s voice and make them say anything make me SO uncomfortable. Even the silly goofy ones give me ethical nausea. It just seems really dangerous to normalize that sort of casual distortion of reality and idc if that makes me sound like an anti-technology doomer