Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38

A fish with human teeth has just been spotted swimming around in the ocean with a hateful smile

parasite in chief in her idiot hat

airplane i made 4 my friend

by yeye

Dormir

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

Lasiocampid Moth (Labedera primitiva)

The Tolkien society is mad that someone used an image they have a copyright on because they bought the physical copy and God fuck the Tolkien society so hard.

Holy shit they made a Tolkien nft

non-fungible tolkien

Anyways. Here’s the full image. It cost me £0

Now we have the set. That’ll be £0 each.

"non-fungible tolkien"

I am dead

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

the bus to itself every time you press the button:

Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

Item: Tower of Bro-Ing Out, a small prefab multilevel tower in which two bros can lock themselves to bro out without being disturbed or observed. The lights on top indicate whether or not the Tower is in use. In an emergency the gas canisters at the bottom can be activated to rocket the Tower to a new location.