🕸 *eats ur dreamies* 🕸

i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

boldly post abt weird shit you like and your real friends will stick around

be sincere and real and so will your friendships

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"

*turns over a log in the woods and sees the little bugs engaged in a fistfight* have you guys ever seen the sun

btw I'm not talking about niche fandom drama. this was specifically about one post I saw about how it's cruel to pet animals

no you don't understand. yes, I think that I am the scum of the earth, and hate myself immensely, and think that I don't deserve love of any kind, but I also think that I am the most important person ever, and love myself because I am perfect, and I deserve everyone's attention and love and and and

There most definitely shouldve been a middle panel between the 3rd to last and 2nd to last (pov bartholomew beamed by light or some shit) but get this: got tired + didnt want to + suck mine

also pacing sucks and its very fast and is hard, but in my defense i only know "cutscenes" pacing like frm sonic so, as you can imagine. well. but you all will love me for this anyways (bats eyes cutely) -maxx

These two tho

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

How Connecticut Clark shot his shot

Making an urgent new post for Feras because I found out they can't get funds out of GFM fast enough to address their needs for water so please donate to their campaign via

Feras is a good friend of my friend's Abby, Olivia, and their mom Hope.

They're trying to raise funds to get a water filtration device/system for their community. The community is dangerously/near-LETHALLY low on water. Please send even the minimum amount donation. It adds up and it's so urgent.

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

Hi It's Caldera Um I Hope You Like It (runs off in to the woods) (except oops, these fuckers are in it,

-maxx

one with and without the motion blur of shaking the camera excitedly

anyways. ezmira #1 bacteria and chemicals fan

-maxx

rebel brushed his teeth and did laundry which is a really big day for him -maxx

please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

YES