a list of simon snow books
-simon snow and the twelve cherry scones he ate before lunch
-simon snow and the eleven dragons he almost killed but didn’t because they stopped bein’ aggressive and scary
-simon snow and the ten times he caught baz staring at him when he changed his shirt
-simon snow and the nine times he decided he wanted to see why baz was always staring at him like that
-simon snow and the eight final exams he missed because he was too busy saving the world of mages
-simon snow and the seven fairies he saved from mason jars on halloween
-simon snow and the six dogs he stopped to pet while he was trailing baz during suspicious activity
-simon snow and the five babies whose foreheads he kissed until they started screaming because he was too excited because, really, he was so glad they were safe
-simon snow and the four songs he wrote while thinking abkut baz during summer vacay
-simon snow and the three coloring book pages hanging above his bed in the dorm room because he was super proud of the way he’d colored those plants
-simon snow and the two times he wanted to kiss and do other things with baz during fifth year which made no sense baz was evil huh
-simon snow and his vampire boyfriend who live happily ever after and grow old together while singing that one song from the end of the wedding singer because they’re so in love and so tender towards each other oml
