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Alexa chung <3

girls literally stop whining about 123movies and get adblock ultimate and a popup blocker extension do you think your ancestors died of the common cold just for you to be this helpless !!!!

I'm not actually smart, I just prep for a class like I'm going into battle

Teaboot's super special class passing battle plan for cool guys:

*First off: I love to learn. I love knowledge. I love understanding new things. But sometimes, you need to pass a class you hate. You need to pass a class that is totally bullshit impractical that has no value whatsoever. Sometimes the teacher sucks ass. Sometimes you need the bare minimum to pad a resume.

Sometimes, two monstrous bridge guardians tell you an impossible riddle, and only way through to the other side is Extreme Violence.

This is what I will teach you.

Your battle plan:

1. Get your hands on a final exam practice test.

2. Book an entire day out of your schedule. Today you will prepare your armies. Nothing else will happen on this day.

3. Gather supplies. You will need whatever helps you focus, be it your regular medication, caffeine, chill lofi beats, whatever. You will also want food, drinks, snacks, soft pants, and a secluded area where you can sprawl out and be comfortable without being interrupted.

Typical items you will need include:

Flashcards, a notebook, pencils, The Good Pen, an eraser, internet access, and Gumption.

4. Copy every question in the practice exam onto a flashcard.

5. Study the question, and put the correct answer on the back of the flashcard.

6. Go into your notebook, and make a list of all the topics discussed in the practice exam. These are what you will focus on during the actual class.

7. Do all the bullshit busywork in the actual course, but put your actual focus on these subjects. If you can't understand why something is the way it is, just memorize the answer. Put the things you have a hard time remembering into flashcards.

8. Go through your flashcards. All the questions you can answer go into the 'dead' pile. They are dead to you. You have conquered them.

9. Drill the remaining cards until you have none left.

10. Attack the final exam. Answer all the questions you know the answers to. Skip the ones you don't. Then start again, doing the easier questions first. If they list points per question, give priority to more valuable questions.

11. For multiple choice questions you get stuck on, cross out the answers that seem stupidest. If they all seem equally plausible, go with C.

12. Eat an entire pie by yourself and wait for your results.

13. Profit

Someone asked for math help, so this is the best advice I have:

1. Memorize the PEDMAS acronym.

2. Memorize your formulas by any means necessary. They are quite literally cheat codes for far more difficult problems.

3. Forget about "understanding why the formula works". The formula is a machine. You don't need to be a mechanic to pass the class, you just need to drive the car.

4. This is the same as 3, but I cannot stress this enough: You Do Not Need To Understand Why The Math Works. You can absolutely give up on understanding it. Just work on replicating whatever system gives you the correct answers.

5. Hand in the work that's worth the most class points, the optional or bonus shit isn't nearly as important

6. YouTube tutorials. They will save you.

Please be advised, I failed high school math three times, and am now "the person who calculates the tip when the gang goes for drinks"

everything's terrible, do u think buying books would help

As the colder months of the year approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. I wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. You have suffered enough and you deserve good things now.

ADELE for THE FACE photographed by Charlotte Wales

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

same routine every day.... going to the library as a class... eating lunch with your friends... having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack... now what do i do? emails?

i love ibuprofen its like Lol.. im not feeling that

beautiful take on grief by Andrew Garfield

fleabag, season 2, episode 4

“then they hunt and slay the ones who actually do it” literally gives me chills every time I hear it…that is literally the double edged sword of being a woman. You’re either a slut or a prude. You’re either boring or crazy. You’re crucified no matter what you choose.

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

Then there’s Hayley Kiyoko

Until i read the caption i thought she was just being gay but neither parts dissapoint me

Love is a ruthless game. RED (Taylor’s Version). Out Now. [inspired by: x]

I love it when someone says things like “Would've been more fun if you were here" or "I wish you were here so we could do this and this". It shows that you kinda matter to them to certain degrees, that your existence matters. They mean that your mere presence could have a difference. And what's so subtle yet beautiful than this ?