A little confused and a bit half-assed

disobeying OSHA is not punk. it is peer endangerment

Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health

luv bugs.,..,

Dying. My clerical gnomance

big enjoyer of shitty media that i would never recommend to people ever in my life

Being a writer...

I’M IN TEARS 

The game show for people who watch pressure washing videos (via)

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

i like them..

One of my top 20 favourite human behaviours I see around is when an Object makes a sound and then a nearby human will absentmindedly imitate the sound. Parakeet coded

hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

no. get submerged

Not quite Swan Lake but close enough 🎀🐥🐥🐥🩰