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WHAT A DREAM
Finally, some good fucking interior design
you know the economy is in shambles when all of us are looking at a moderately spacious single bedroom apartment like a Bolshevik at the Romanov imperial palace
woah bitch the fuck was that for
one thing which i find particularly crazy about the unicorn and the wasp + mummy on the orient express is the fact that agatha christie was still alive when doctor who was created. the show premiered in 1963 and she died in 1976, meaning that there was a thirteen year period in which she could’ve hypothetically watched it, or at least heard of it somehow. dw is literally so old that they can do historical episodes about famous figures who coexisted alongside it. truly bonkers
one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
the knife was discreetly laced with a point blank gunshot to the head
TALES OF THE EMPIRE | May 4th, 2024
"It is time you meet your new master."
#OUR FAVORITE TRASH COMPACTOR MAN IS BACK AGAIN!!!! #HE IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST TO THE INQUISITORIUS #I AM SO READY FOR ANAKIN TO BE THE WORST ALL OVER AGAIN #HE'S GONNA LOP OFF ARMS AND GOUGE OUT EYES #AND IF ANYONE COMPLAINS #HE'S JUST LIKE 'SOUNDS LIKE A SKILL ISSUE. GET GOOD OR DIE' #HE'S AWFUL AND I LOVE HIM
The amount of safety features incorporated into modern cars is unreal. I've seen crashes where the car flipped over and the occupant only had minor injuries. My dad was t-boned by someone speeding off the highway and walked away with a broken arm. The car was completely smashed except for the passenger compartment, which was curtained on all sides with airbags. That one manufacturer has decided they are exempt from implementing all these advancements disgusting and terrifying
When I was going through driver's ed I was taught that the steering column would stab through your chest if you crashed head on and that was just the way it was. We do not want to go back, not even a little
Tumblr you are SLEEPING on this band!
A bye bye bye parody from the Stacy's dad guys (Sub-Radio) - bi bi bi
And even Lance Bass approves!
And before people start dragging them for queerbaiting or whatever - the singer is actually bi.
Okay honestly, "whatever your gender is I'm gay for you" is the best possible description of what it's like to be bi. Congrats.
fallen angel gang! I love these two and need more of them together
I drew @an-entity-i-think 's post
so many issues wrt the idea of responsibility and such in batfandom would be fixed if people remembered that leslie thompkins and selina kyle exist. like those scenarios people keep making up about protecting gotham’s infrastructure happen in the comics but because women are involved no one seems to give a shit. “why isn’t anyone offering support in the alley??” leslie is. “why isn’t anyone protecting the women and children of gotham??” selina is. “why isn’t anyone more involved with stopping the mob in gotham??” helena is. “why isn’t bruce more proactive in fixing gotham outside of batman??” who do u think funds leslie’s clinic.
men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society
You may be gone but you live on in our hearts. And as a keychain.
The whole tadc fandom right now
a friend :o)
It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.
I mean look at this thing:
A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!
official linguistics post
I think it would be best to make the place boring. Or at least look boring. We can’t keep everyone away, just most is maybe the best we can do.
