Ugh

It's really funny how people were thinking about a potential miscommunication between Fit and Pac and the status of their relationship, only for them to come the next day with:

(The dialogues will be semi-paraphrased).

Fit: Bom dia brazillian boyfriend

Pac: Bom dia american boyfriend

-

Pepito: Fofoca?

Pac: Well, Pepito, me and Fit are dating, but not much fofoca-

Mike: YOU ARE DATING?!

Pac: I-I told you that...!

Mike: No no no, you told me, you told me that you had a date, you did not say you were dating.

Pac: Well, after the first date, we are basically dating, n-no?

Mike: Let me ask Fit, I will ask Fit.

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Mike: Fit! I have a question for you. Are you and Pac dating?

Fit: Yes!

Mike: Oh! I did not know that, I'm so happy for you.

QSMP, the first minecraft server where two straight dudes roleplayed a gay relationship so fucking well their actual gay friend became very homophobic.

I love when pepito crouches while foolish asks him questions abt spanish because it really sells the picture that this (probably) 1000 year old being is asking a 2 month old grammar questions

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

If there is a Danny Phantom movie I want it to either be the best thing I've ever seen or absolutely dogshit. Just so completely bad that it wraps around into being good again. I will not accept mediocrity.

You. Keep talking....

Blease I hope they cast stunt artists with impeccable comedic timing as the Fenton parents anything else is unacceptable

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

uhm…guys?

I can't get over Fit today. He was the POV I watched and I can confirm that he was part of the ones who had the most fun, which is both amazing and kinda concerning in a character development perspective.

Man really went back to the wasteland in the span of a day.

He sprinted towards Cellbit in complete silence and never stopped chasing him down until he was dead.

He was going to do the same thing for Pierre but he combat logged LMAO.

He joined in chasing down Philza to kill him. There was no doubt there despite how close friends they are.

He saw Etoiles asking if Tina wanted PvP, saw the chat bubble saying ''please no'', went and killed her anyways with 0 hesitation. This horrified Etoiles himself.

He noticed that Missa just got back to his base and killed him immediately, despite the fact that he got his stuff like 5 seconds prior.

Then there is what he said at the end of the stream that stuck with me:

''This is fuuun. Oh, this is my element. Surviving, killing people, talking sh*t, this brings me back. Okay, okay... FitMC of 2b2t, just like the old days.''

That was said in such a tone, it is clear he has no regrets, that he's absolutely enjoying himself. While I saw members of the team feeling bad for what they were doing, Fit's answer was:

''You'll get used to it eventually. Don't worry.''

He's 100% regressing to his mindset prior to the island. Purgatory is and will get the worst out of him in order to stay alive and win.

And I cannot wait to see how he gets worse ♡.

(It's to the point that I don't know how he would react to encountering Pac there anymore. Both scary and exciting to think about).

Guess who's back in Tumblr

The Hell stared at all the teams.

But only one decided to stare back

They might be the weakes team but they have style

Fuck it we bolas. These three might not be pvp gods but they have the power of a psychotic break and alternative warfare on their side. (Repost because there were issues)

I need everyone to understand that I am a hardcore Bolas supporter and mainly watch Phil's POV.

And I am THRIVING on, when you watch a Bolas POV, what a lil BITCH BBH seems like. I love it.

I don't care if he's not actually a lil bitch and that'd be clear to me if I watched his or any Soulfire's POV. I love that from any Bolas perspective, he seems like a cunning and sometimes petty little motherfucker. I hope he keeps going, whether he's making himself look this way intentionally or not. I fucking LOVE that BBH exists and Bolas are just like--

I love that BBH lives rent free in every Bolas head.

enemy spotted.

A common pitfall of qsmp purgatory is any team (or their fans) assuming any other team has it better than them, when it reality they're all experiencing the equivalent of constantly hitting your ankle with your scooter every single minute of every single day. Nobody is special your ankles are fucking gone, brother, now go do it again for my entertainment

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

When I opened tumblr this morning:

i am coping so hard