Seventeen as shit I’ve heard highschoolers say
S.Coups: we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
Jeonghan: no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
Joshua: (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Jun: my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
Hoshi: friend one: “If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-” friend two: “probably”
Wonwoo: An AP student: “Oh my god I thought seven was less than six”
Woozi: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
DK: Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
Mingyu: Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
The8: If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
Seungkwan: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
Vernon: At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
Dino: I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED