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Splat Dragon Fanfiction

@splat-dragon / splat-dragon.tumblr.com

Requests are OPEN Masterpost Buy me a Ko-fo or Commission me here!
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Oh hey I kinda exist a little bit

Gonna be cleaning up some stuff I wrote forever ago and work on uploading it

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anyone doing NaNoWriMo?

I’m trying it and I’m terrified lmao

I just ported all my main projects to it

I’m Sammy2k if anyone wants to buddy me!

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And maybe the bounty had sounded a bit rough. A man who’d murdered his family something awful well, that is, even more awful than the usual ‘man kills his wife, two sons, and daughter.’ They’d been found slaughtered so gruesomely that it had been thought the work of a pack of wolves or, perhaps, a bear, though in the end it had been determined to be the father who’d done it, the man having been acting off for quite some time. His family had been savaged; their innards made outtards, flung across the flooring of the house, draped from the furniture, shards of bone scattered like specks of blood. And the blood - on the photograph it had been hard to tell what was shadow and what was blood, there was so much of it. But Arthur had dealt with far worse, it was just one man, a particularly unhinged one but still just one, he’d fought Colm O’Driscoll hand to hand (well, gun to gun) and lived to tell the tale, fought fifty-to-one and come out of it unharmed.

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What's the weirdest crossover yall have thought of?

Mine is no longer the Simpsons x red dead online

It is now red dead x golden girls

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HEY YALL I MADE SOME THEMED WEEKS PREPARE YOUR ASSES

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I'm just picturing the Gang somehow overseeing one of Arthur's days and it's one of those crazy ones where he gets mauled by a cougar then a bear then a pack of like ten wolves and then takes a Bounty and gets ambushed by O'Driscolls and Bounty hunters and then comes home only to be yelled at for being lazy

And that makes them change things and everything ends up happy and our boy is appreciated and Dutch is a dad again and the end

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Dutch had had it all planned out. A long speech to distract the lawmen as they edged towards the edge of the cliff. He’d gesture and nudge Arthur, and together they’d jump, land safely in the water, and be gone by the time the lawmen processed what happened.

But he hadn’t taken into account the waterfall.

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Househunting so my Kinktober and Whumptobers are gonna be delayed! Sorry y’all

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Anonymous asked:

bro i'm a sucker for soft Vandermorgan....dutch reading while arthur sketches.....leaning on eachother.....dutch reaching over to rub arthur's back every few pages........running his hand through arthur's hair...soft k*sses and giggling...

Howdy, anon! 💜

My apologies that it took me a week to get back to this one. I gave time to consider it, and I hope the fic I wrote in response makes up for that!! It’s a very cute ask, and I love tenderness between them, too. But despite my affection for lighthearted stuff, I usually struggle with writing it (I’m a very dark and morbid person - oops 😅). Anyway, I’ve been getting quite a few soft VDM asks lately, so I figured I would accept another challenge!

I was hesitant about actually posting this, but I figured, what is there to lose? It does have some angst sprinkled in (I couldn’t help myself), but I hope I did your idea justice!!!

Oh, and to anybody else who sent VDM asks recently, I am still giving them some thought! So, stay tuned 😉

In the meantime, please enjoy…❤️🖤

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Whumptober2021

[All Trussed Up and Still Nowhere To Go + Talking is Overrated + Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But... + On A Need To Know Basis + That’s Where The Blood’s Supposed To Be + All Work and No Play] (Barbed Wire | Bound + Garotte | Gagged + “Who did this to you?” + “You’re still not dead?” | Too weak to move + Aftermath + Blood-matted hair) Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past

[Trust Fall + Just Keep Swimming + It’ll Be Fun, They Said + That’s Gonna Leave a Mark + The Doctor is In + You Will Go Down With This Ship] (“Do you trust me?” + Drowning + “This is gonna suck” + CPR + Waterfall) and i’m falling

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