Person: *sees me head banging and rocking out in my car* wow, I wonder what heavy rock song that girl is listening to. Me: OH WELL I NEVER WAS THERE EVER A CAT SO CLEVER AS MAGICAL MR. MISTOFFELEES
What I say: I’m fine
What I’m thinking: all of the Outlander merch only says things like MENTALLY DATING JAMIE FRASER or LOOKING FOR MY JAMIE FRASER. Yeah Jamie’s great and all but I’m in love with YOUNG IAN! WHERE IS THE MERCH RELATED TO YOUNG IAN??? HE LITERALLY SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO THE MOHAWKS SO ROGER COULD BE RESCUED AND HE GETS NOTHING IN THE FANDOM??? Where is the merch that talks about being in love with Young Ian Murray???
Alright, who’s gonna find my idea for a Broadway musical made up of Conor Maynard songs?
If ABBA could do it and a Britney Spears musical is in the works, there can definitely be a Conor Maynard musical
I have a question
Does anyone know how an American can go about getting a job in London? If I work at an American company can I transfer to that same company in London?
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Joe: Conor, can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer.
Conor: Joe, you once caught me one night sneaking out of my parents' kitchen naked with a biscuit in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question.
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Conor: *taking selfies*
Byron: Conor, would you stop taking picture of yourself? Jack is going to jail!
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Jack, to Josh: Here’s an idea: don’t write your feelings down. Shove them into your body and forget about them like I do.
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Anna: [trying on a new dress]
Jack: Oh, you look adorable!
Anna: Adorable? Jack, I'm not a puppy.
Jack: It was meant as a compliment.
Conor: Jack, I got this.
Conor: Anna, you look super sexy.
Anna: ...Ew.
Conor: Well, we tried everything.
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Jack, face down on the floor: Listen, everything is totally fine.
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He’s absolutely perfect
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Caspar: Love is in the air!
Jack, spraying a can of Febreze and holding their shirt over their nose: Not anymore.
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Joe: Jack sometimes talks in his sleep. It’s adorable.
Jack, asleep: Fight me...Bitch...I’ll take your soul.
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Oli, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park today.
Jack, covered in bites and feathers: Maybe the goose was being a dick.
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Jack: I didn’t want to do this, but I know one way we can get the money.
Byron: You’d make a decent prostitute.
Jack: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually just talking about asking Conor.
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Where are you, Conor? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.
Jack Maynard. (via incorrectbuttercreams)
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Conor: I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon, in preschool. He went to heaven, and now my life is bad. You happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
Jack, out of sight: Conor?
Conor: SHELDON?
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Anna: [sneaks in through the window at 2 AM]
Jack, flicking on the light and turning around in his chair: So, where were you?
Anna: I - I was with Conor!
Conor, turning around in her own chair: Want to try again?