If you’re born by cesarean section, technically you’ve been unboxed.

We need to stop doing this

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

Should we all be befriending crows?! 🤔

Just think: if we do it right, our alliance with them could be even stronger than our one with the dogs

To help cleanse your palettes after watching Fate, here’s some memes to help cope

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

I'm just trying to get the mood right

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

emotionally i am here

Feel like shit. Just want to pet sea pancakes again.

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

don’t mind me im just reblogging

Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

@cackledaddy

just for your viewing interest

Completely innocent reblog

The most non suspicious reblog

I LOVE LOCKS AND LOCKPICKING YES FINALLY THIS IS ON MY DASH YAAAAAY /g

I love this post

YESSSS

An author’s reblog

… are y’all good-

y’all can’t prove anything this is purely educational

I feel like there should be a website dedicated too breaking down the coded language in these headlines tbh.

I would just like to personally thank Betty White for making it through 2020.

I’m perfectly fine with the implication here being that Itadori is a barb

this is not an implication op I’m straight up saying yuuji is a barb. I’m stating the facts

Thinkin about my sister’s kitten Blue, and her dark circles. 

Sleepy

Food is a right only if it is your private property. You have no right to food that does not belong to you; you have no right to food that you have not purchased or produced.

Yo shut up

Food isn’t scarce though, at least not everywhere. American grocery stores throw out tons of food every fucking day and aren’t even allowed to give it to the poor

Restaurants and Grocery stores throw out tons of food DAILY and are not allowed to donate it or even take it for themselves.

The amount of food America throws out is actually fucking horrendous. Another reason why I dont have the will to work anywhere near food is because I actually have fucking compassion and would give away what went unused at the end of the day, that action could get me FIRED.

us : people should be able to eat

these clowns: UM ACTUALLY

As someone who has worked in 2 restaurants and currently work in a grocery store in the US, I can attest to this. SO much food just gets fucking tossed.

The only exception I’ve seen is like once a week, maybe less often, our bakery is allowed to donate bread to some charity and usually the bakery tries to give away more than the one person from the charity has room in their car for.

And we have so much food go bad because there’s so much of it, no one buys it. It’s infuriating.

Food Not Bombs literally takes excess food from various sources and uses it to give away free meals and meal kits.

It’s not just an empty statement.

the whole point of Food Not Bombs is to use the food that’s wasted under capitalism because it can’t be sold for a profit to feed the people who need it, it’s literally designed to draw attention to the fact that scarcity under 21st century capitalism is manufactured. We produce enough food globally to feed 10 billion people a year; nobody should be hungry.

I literally almost got fired from Tim Hortons (call out) for giving homeless people stale doughnuts we had to throw out

If anybody tries to tell you that restaurants and grocery stores in the USA can’t donate or let people have their trash because they risk being sued tell them that the Bill Emerson Good Samaritan Act has been saying they’re full of shit since 1996.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Emerson_Good_Samaritan_Act_of_1996