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@murderhousemuke / murderhousemuke.tumblr.com

I like music and Netflix
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Calum Hood Dirty Imagine

you guys frickle frackle.

Thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed. I hope it wasn’t to dirty for you, my writing is pretty graphic. Very graphic , much intensity . Hope this shook some of you guys, gosh it killed me writing it.

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uguuvamere

every episode of house ever

*episode opens with patient going about their every day life*
patient: owww my everything
*patient goes to hospital*
house: okay guys got any ideas
literally everyone: ehh probably meningitis
house: well you're wrong give him a lumbar puncture
foreman: house despite you being the head of our team we obviously know more than you
house: *joke about foreman being black*
foreman:
house:
foreman:
house:
chase: hey cameron you wanna bang later
cameron: fuk u
chase: eyyy she wants me ;0
patient: oww my everything
cameron: the patient is getting worse house what do we do
house: pfff fuck if i know
cameron: damn house you suck you're a terrible doctor he obviously has meningitis
house: give him some drugz idk
cameron: wow guys did you hear house telling us to give the patient drugs? damn he's a great doctor wouldn't you just like to bang him?
chase: >:(
cuddy: house go work in the clinic
house: no
cuddy: do it or else
house: ugh fine
*insert some comic-relief scene of house in the clinic with a dumb patient*
*meanwhile the first patient gets worse*
patient: owww now my eyes are green
chase: house his eyes are green and he is literally on the brink of death what do we do
*INSERT 30 SECOND LONG MONTAGE OF HOUSE GOING OVER THE FACTS*
house: gREEN EYES?! THIS IS A SIGN OF TITTY DEFLATION!
*insert a 3D animation of how the disease works with voice over of how it works*
house: only a shot of the super-duper-illegal anti-titty deflation vaccine that has not yet been made legal can save him now
cuddy: NO
house: YES
cuddy: NO
house: YES
cuddy: NO
house: fuk u bitch i do what i want lmao cuddy? more like slutty ayyyy
*house gives patient cure*
patient: wow, doctor! by some miracle you've cured me! And even the chronic pain in my back was fixed!
house: yet another symptom of your titty deflation
wilson: how did he have titty deflation? he doesn't have titties
house: shut up, wilson, you were probably irrelevant this episode
*"You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays*
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babyanimalgifs

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

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excessively-english-jd

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

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thespectacularspider-girl

Oh my god

I’m dead now

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laudanumcafe

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

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mirab3lle

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

Source: babyanimalgifs
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mkinnon

Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor often had to be sent out of the room during rehearsals for Moulin Rouge! because they were giggling too much.

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