We got banned from naming Shockwave’s inventions after he made a raygun that could make bots smaller and this one called it the Shrinky Dinky.
Oh sure, when crows remember those who have wronged them they’re “intelligent” and “clever”, but when this one does it this one is “petty” and “should be the bigger cybertronian”.
Who is it and what did they do? I’ll help hide the body prank them.
Buzzsaw, this is why you’re this one’s favourite sibling.
Decepticon cassette culture is naming your ingame units after your siblings and then gleefully telling them all they have achieved before their sorry carcasses hit the floor and brought dishonour upon the family.
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I finally got the Crested Caracara’s call on video!
lord-brixie
k-estrel
WONDERFUL
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Spectrum // Florence + the Machine
Source: claudebussy
Anonymous asked:
Beaky want a cracker?
Only if it’s pyrite-flavoured.
Is Soundwave’s subspace a
pocket dadmension
;>
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vicious mockery is my favorite spell in dungeons and dragons because like
A) it does decent damage
B) it’s a cantrip
so canonically, a talented musician can murder commonfolk by hurling a single insult at them (average damage at 17+ level is 10, max 16.). imagine a chaotic evil bard who becomes a serial killer and the local guards are afraid to pursue him because you might go up and say “you’re under arrest” but then he just retorts ‘your mom is under arrest” and you fucking die on the spot
that same musician, if he can manage to successfully insult the world’s most fearsome ancient dragon 55 times without dying first… it dies. a process which would still take only about 11 minutes (assuming the bard has a spell DC of 19, meaning the dragon would fail about 50% of the saves.)
Interesting Noises 2
Beans (dried) in a ceramic container.
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I bring you: The Light!
Some Decepticons have been getting restless on Sanctuary Station. Some Decepticons have taken up hobbies. Some Decepticons miiiight have found out about bonsai trees.
Most Earth trees are bonsai-sized compared to Cybertronians.
Horri-Bull was not happy about Slugfest messing up his garden.
We watched The Land Before Time together on Sanctuary Station and everyone cried.
Then Slugfest tried to eat a tree.
This one has so much tasty blackmail material recorded.
If in doubt of how many siblings this one has, refer to exponential curve for a visual representation.
“How many siblings do you have?“
Unsure, has anyone shown Soundwave the Boston Dynamics robots?
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#06c98f
Gender neutral terms to call siblings:
- Sibling
- Fragger (affectionately)
- About to be new perch
- Fragger (not affectionately, whilst chasing through the hallways)
- STOLE THIS ONE’S ENERGON TREATS
- Soybean
- THE WALKING SCRAPHEAP WHO BLUE-SHELLED THIS ONE