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Cloudy With A Chance Of Justice

@themaidenofmayhem / themaidenofmayhem.tumblr.com

Hey! Name's Phillipa. A young woman with many obsessions. These obsessions frequently change, but some things will always stay the same. Enjoy your stay.
Amanda: YW isn’t answering their phone
Crow: I’ll call
Amanda: Osiris and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
YW: Hello?

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

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panlesters

what a great week to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

You’re an exclusionist? Damn that’s crazy let me know how the curb tastes

“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”

The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.

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cbtcbtcbtcbtcbt-deactivated2021

i know that crow by this point is getting up to speed with the history of the city, but this kinda situation would be incredibly funny to me

Crow: [having a normal day, tracking targets, or some other bullshit]

The Young Wolf: [makes an incredibly completely casual comment about a completely batshit thing they once did]

Crow:

Amanda: Kind of reminds me of the time you killed that Hive Worm god.

Crow: I’m sorry, the time they killed what?

Amanda: I’d say ask the Guardian about it but… you know what, I’ll tell you later.

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long-boy-in-the-soup

or how about the Guardian casually mentioning something really messed up that happened to them but they don’t realize how messed up it actually was

The Young Wolf: And then she turned herself into a crystal

Crow:

Ok but I think the funniest would be like, in a HELM meeting someone mentioning things The Young Wolf has done in passing and Crow just

Imagine Crow, listening to Saint’s stories about the Guardian and he’s just there trying to figure out how old the Guardian is because Saint’s like, REALLY OLD, and then they just ask the guardian and they’re like “Hah lmao I’m Five”

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