kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

Jef Bourgeau

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

I wish that were me

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

Twitter brain worms: don't even LOOK at me if you think someone can be repticosexual and dipporomantic at the same time. and yall can not reclaim faggot either 💅

tiktok brain worms: aw rippedgutscore is out already? damn and I didn't even get to wear any of the 35 pieces I got from shein for it and now I have to throw all of them out! oh well on to catfish girl. hey did you get the new temu anti wrinkle Stanley cup yet?

tumblr brain worms: you fuckers think VICTOR FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN is capable of topping???? I have to laugh. nah imma frankenfuck that old man into pieces and look God in the eye while i do it. get that old man Frankenpreg.

Facebook brain worms: oh my god did you see they're putting amino acids in school lunches to turn your kids TRANS. aw what a cute baby peacock! God's creations truly are beautiful *looking at the most obvious ai image you've ever seen*

YouTube brainrot: *lengthy and highly opinionated analysis of a movie you've never seen*

In the spirit of Dungeon Meshi I think that Muppets could be considered a type of monster in the dungeon and that Laios would absolutely try to eat felt stuffing and fabric. And it would taste horrible UNTIL they cut inside it deep enough past the felt to reach the puppeteer meat which I feel should look enough like a human hand to fuck with them but enough like a monster that they're like sure. why not.

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

Fish eye perspective of a cat eating

POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

as a cis woman who's had a hysterectomy and partial oophorectomy, this would be helpful for me, too! it'd be pointless to try to diagnose me for disorders that affect organs I don't have anymore, after all.

being inclusive helps us ALL. 💖

"don't live in the past" okay well the people I loved are there

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys