Dear universe, I may have accidentally drank 2/3 of a bottle of red wine, however I would immensely enjoy not dreaming of having to pull creepy long white worms from my finger tips tonight.
Thank you to everyone on tumblr who posted and reblogged pictures of cats today. A*.
I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck what your rating is, when someone's head is cut off there should be blood. Unless, maybe, it's magically cauterised by some super hot weapon. But just a sword? Nope. I want blood damn it.
“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”
i’m so done
lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic
showed this to the hubs, his instant reaction: “ LOOSE QUIPS SINK SHIPS”
Parade of mushrooms in pants
Nanonanonanonanonano
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
He was the night
And she was the day
It's an impossible love
I heard them say
Yet dusk and dawn
Are where they kiss
The stars moon and sun
Their witnesses
No you found all the muscovado sugar you added to your sweet ansmd salty popcorn at the bottom of the bowl. And ate it anyway.
I was scrolling through my wips lately and found this ! Not really finished but I dedicate it to my monster fuckers gang, and more precisely @robotsnchicks and @reallyelegantsharkfish <3
Cause why only have one monster when both can be creatures ?
i think this is a slightly more adequete thank you
Plants some trees, please
Fuck off hiccups. Just fuck the fuck right off.
Motailroto by Manden
𝙆𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩.