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Just a lurker, ignore me

@justanotherdorkinator

I am just lurking, no posts from me

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

At this point literally anything helps.

For my upcoming mid terms, semi finals and finals. Please.

Eh fuck it let’s do this not like i’m gonna lose anything anyways

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kanayahavethisdance

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

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the-philosophers-bone

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

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sonsfantasies

Worth a try lol

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theblizzardsix

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

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nxw-yxrrk

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

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cuappatea

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

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awildbrookenbabs

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

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seductively-eats-a-bagel

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

Bagel time

do it

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100wanheda

I’m at an all time low I need this

no loss in trying. so here wo go

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killerwhale-deactivated4269420

😌👀

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

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the-gay-will-slay

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

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thatonepanperson

I need all the luck i can get

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spiderway95

(*-*)

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averageashh-art

Uhhhh worth a try

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andpeggy21

I doubt it will work but….

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elizasfaith

i dont lose anything trying…

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diya-a510

BAGEL

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elizasfaith

again, YES?!

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elizasfaith

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

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doodlethebestofnoodles

Bagel time

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

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undiscovereddisneyroyalty

Bagel power.

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lymey

well let’s see if it works

How the power of the reblog Bagel works

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galaxdoesstuff

REBLOG BAGEL HELP ME

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themisadventurescrew

rebagel

Bagel time

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trashwithabadsenseofhumour

Bagel give me a reason to live please

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sleepdeprivedgod

MONEY MONEY MONEY BRING IN THE MONEY AND MEN

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ur-cow-nonny

bagel pleASE I JUST WANT A TEXT BACK

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hotdemonbitchesnearyou

OKOKOK PLS

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violencefromviolets

PLS???

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sardonic-the-writer

What’s the harm

Bagel please bring good news.

Bagel pls help 😭

praying to the bagel gods

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castledmequeen

I need sumthing good i feel like i got beaten up by shits older brother who goes to the gym at 5am cuts off his eyelids and maces himself without shedding a single tear

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castledmequeen

I got nothing :(

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fishndips

bagel gods give me your power

Bageloni

Bageloni

Give me the good newsioni

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

I applied for a promotion but haven’t heard anything…also I wish I could afford to buy a house…this post probably doesn’t do lottery tickets but you I’d like some luck

Sorry to post this but I am really going Through it... I am working 2 jobs and some commission stuff on the sidelines and our house's mortgage is due and despite work... it's still not enough; also just found black mold on the ceiling and I would love some Help if u are able..

Am a trans guy who has painful scoliosis and am the only one feeding my sister who is a minor and my two disabled parents and my beloved cats;;

https://ko-fi.com/A2619OE

Also willing to do portrait commissions! For 15 usd (pls dm!)

Some of my art here in my portfolio

https://belldandy67.wixsite.com/portfolio

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

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codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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ramisonetruelove

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

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blckrapunzel

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

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staygay-ponyboy

i don’t want my distant ancestor to have to carry a kid up a fucking mountain

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YES YOU DID
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

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toujours-fidele

what

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dnacademic
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furry-slushie

w-

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

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ohshrekmyheck

I-

what?

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cactus-boyo

i’m frightened

Attempting to reblog

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existenceisgreat

Reblog attempt

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fandomforever15

Let’s try this shit

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sobble-princess

Wish me luck

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

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comic-girl2234

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

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darkcocosb

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

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tastelikehoney-sb

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

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1994-2016

im screaming it worked lmfao

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knifepleated

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

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lunaala

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

Lets go!

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killaskillz85

Shyt bring it on

Would be truly greatful if this cums my way and muchly appreciated

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rrickkyyyy

I believe

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wiitchymoon

Sorry, I just have to give it a shot…

so i reblogged this and while i did not get money directly, i went from being financially fucked to “my landlord decided to honor a special they were having and my rent is half off this month” ?!?!??!

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jforjoelle

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

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iwannahavethelifethatyouhave

nothing to lose. :))

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fuckyeaaaah-xx

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

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bigtimecrushonsomeone

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

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ifyoufeelthatway

i got nothing to lose. (:

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vinnysgotswagg

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

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dahwsie

looks fun lol

please 

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ayyyyytyler

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

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deliideli

This shall be interesting😌

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saniosan

I really need this.

Going to go for it <3

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saplingstudy

great, let’s see…

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justaceganwriter

I need this wish though

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darkfyretheumbrawitch

Can’t skip this

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

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bluhippy

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

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perlexnoire

Oh? Well… *reblag*

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sakuyandere

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

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brownsugargeisha

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

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thecrybabbles

Money dog is my friend

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yeaimcoollikethat

Money dog is the shit

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anttom2016

I believe in the money dog😀

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princedhunglow

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

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confessionsof-riverdale

Bless me money dog 🐶🙏🏻

im broke af so why not

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