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i have a number of emotions, including: cowboy, lesbian, halloween, unconscious, 70s soft rock, pure unbridled rage, void, i’m dying squirtle, and pull the trigger piglet
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rating places for a vampire to bite me based on my knowledge of the human vascular system
Neck
- 10/10
- a classic
- likely fatal depending on vampire’s aim bc of the super juicy extra tastey jugular vein and carotid artery but go big or go home am i right?
- BUT this is also most of the bloodflow to the brain so it will feel like getting choked out which is fun and spicy
- decently horny, could be tender or devoted, requires the vampire to hold me close
Inside of Thigh
- 13/10
- H O R N Y
- also probably fatal bc of the femoral artery and bc i would die if anyone had their head between my legs
- very soft and biteable flesh also perfect for kisses and hickeys before the main event
- biting could occur very conveniently before, during or after oral sex and who doesnt love efficiency?
Wrist
- 8/10
- a convenient spot, like a juice box or a kool aid jammer
- nice and distal, not likely to be fatal but unfortunately there will be a lot of bones and tendons in the way (unless vampires like to crunch?)
- easy to get to on multiple occasions rather than one big deadly ordeal
- chaste while still appropriately intimate, not a lot of blood flow but still worthwhile especially for easy cleanup
chest/breast
- 5/10
- this one is only saved by its horny energy
- flesh on top of the ribcage isnt highly vascularized and not guaranteed to be soft
- weak bloodflow, difficult for the vampire to find purchase, all around not the best for feeding
- saved only by the imagery of leaving bites over ones heart or sheer eroticism and could be totally ruined by Freud in a matter of moments
lip
- 3/10
- not a good spot for feeding
- provides the quality aesthetic of a bleeding, kiss bruised lip
- guarantees that i get to smooch the vampire
- easily overshadowed by every other spot on this list
- more of an appetizer or a side dish than a main course
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
hey i think you might actually the only person who’s ever understood the song properly until now, thank you for enlightening the rest of us.
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The Nintendo Fan
This post is a little bit more tongue in cheek than most people realize, the context required here is that OP draws Regular Show porn.
I believe you have mistaken me for someone else.
Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall
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FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A BITE TO EAT
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. by Víctor Salgado on Flickr.
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Sorry for yearning for the ocean on main. It will happen again.
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May paradise blossom inside you too.
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Indie music fans will literally be like oh yeah man you should totally listen to “my self doubt is slowly killing me and all my friends” by Penis Defibrillator it’s an absolute banger
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my favourite duo so far 😈
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predator or prey?
it wasn't "some reason", it was 2D animators being unionized and 3D not being unionized. and the simple truth that capitalism kills art.
I remember when 2D faded out, the reason studios kept giving was "it's because 2D is a lot more expensive to produce". I was a child back then so I didn't think too much about it, assuming it was about the process itself, but as I grew up and learned more about art as an artist, and gained friends who were professional 3D artists themselves, I started to question it. Because 3D is very different from 2D, but it's definitely not easier or faster to make. Also, both European and Asian studios kept producing 2D animated movies
The answer was unions. The answer wasn't "this kind of art is cheaper because it's easier to make", it was "this kind of art is cheaper because these artists can't force us to pay them correctly"
