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1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

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saathi1013

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

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amuseoffyre

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake

Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity. 

And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”

The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”

Have only seen this post in screenshots and I’m honored to come across it now 

@shayara “do him for all of us” bye

proud to reblog this for the tenth time

The real tragedy of that movie was that she never got to bang him for all of us

So that touch scene?  That wasn’t scripted.  At all.  That was the actress just “I gotta touch him.  Oh, wait.  Shit.  I touched him without permission.”

Hayley is the thirst queen

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