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Don't Touch Lola

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any death stars to blow up?
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catchymemes

Girl visits a shelter and gets adopted

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brittanaluv

Look at this big baby

This is pretty much exactly what happened when I got my first cat! The volunteer at the shelter told me to pick him up and I was dubious because, even though I’d never had a cat before, I was reasonably certain that cats didn’t like being picked up. But I did! And he put his little paws around my neck and nestled his head on my shoulder and we just walked around the shelter like that while I pretended to look at other cats, even though I think I’d made my mind up the second he snuggled me. 

Poe Cat does this to me when he’s especially anxious or he missed me. When I drove with my cats to my summer job, I stopped at a rest stop and let them out of the their backseat enclosure and he immediately glued himself to me like this. Acting like he could never snuggled close enough to me. He’s my sweet baby and all he wants is to be loved and held. 

[ID: A video of a young woman holding a large cat, who is repeatedly and insistently snuggling up against her head and neck.]

Screech does this now- he was so scared when he came to us but now he will grab on and you’d better not have plans because he isn’t letting go anytime soon.

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sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.

Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment

There are two types of kids in Catholic schools:

Teenagers with the mind of a 60 year old conservative you’d see protesting outside a planned parenthood

Gays

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this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

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drowningz

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

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The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic.

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

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queervashti

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

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why do some of u like to demonize cats….. just bc they dont act like dogs & show their emotions like dogs doesnt mean they dont love u… cats are full of love & soft & have the best triangle ears

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rogueleadr1

Before you all start posting jokes about waking Green Day up, please don’t. The song, Wake me up When September Ends, is about depression the lead singer (Billie Joe Armstrong) went through when his father passed from cancer. Please be respectful of this by not making jokes about something as serious as depression.

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Pokémon Gym Leaders are apparently skilled trainers, but they only use one type, which is a rookie mistake.

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This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.

Here is number 11…

Here’s his third catch of the night. And that second photo is his face right after I told him “People on the internet love your flower catching skills, Mr. Slash!”

Guess what Mr. Slash is up to tonight?

And, he’s back at it again tonight.

He got another one, and he is proud of himself.

He brought in another one tonight. Thank you, Mr. Slash!

He is so beautiful 😭

He’s aware of that, and loves being told that. :P

Sometimes, he will hold my hand when I ask him about the flowers.

He brought these two flowers in last night, and decided to pose for me when I put them near him to take photos.

Plot twist! He brought back a hibiscus tonight instead of the usual ones. He must be feeling more tropical.

He’s back to the normal ones now…

Even when it’s raining, he still decides to go and find these. Good thing for him that whatever breed of cat he is, he has remarkably water-resistant fur!

He had a very busy night while everyone was asleep last night… (Also, if you haven’t seen it, there is a video of him that’s great, too: http://thoughts-of-an-x-factor.tumblr.com/post/164359705193/mr-slash-knows-how-to-get-his-own-cat-treats-out )

He had a busy night while I was watching SummerSlam.

He gave us one more last night, bringing his total from last night to 6! That’s a new one-night record for him!

Mr. Slash’s flower hunting adventure master post keeps on growing.

He was back at it again today.

And two more from last night…

Thank you, Mr. Slash!

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nyx-ffxiv

Such a good kitty!

I wish Oreo brought me flowers instead of birds, lizards, mice, and squirrels 😂😂

Mr. Slash even wanted to hold hands after giving me this one. He’s a special cat. :D

He was asleep this morning after bringing me this one last night…

Two more gifts from Mr. Slash tonight.

Please tell Mr. Slash I love him.

What do you do with all the flowers Mr. Slash gives you?

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