You know that scene in John Wick 2 where he (John Wick) gets hit by a car and then he immediately fights the assassin driving that car, Cassian, and then they battle for like sixty minutes on the streets of Rome, shooting over cars, knife fighting, falling down a whole flight of stairs, and then grappling and grabbing each other on the cobblestones, yelling and grunting like a bunch of dudes having good old fashioned fun, and then finally they end up smashing right through a window and coincidentally landing in the assassin hotel "safe area" where they're not allowed to fight anymore...

and then they go and have a drink together?

I thought they should've fucked.

So I wrote a book about assassins who do that sort of thing regularly. Check it out here.

But I added what the scene was lacking, besides the fucking part...

Demons.

The scene for anyone who doesn't remember or doesn't know it.

This book has:

It's dark, it's humorous, it's romantic, it's riddled with absolutely insane fight scenes, and most importantly...

It's unabashedly queer and unrealistic and silly and yearn-y.

And I'd really appreciate if you'd help an indie author out, with a sale or a reblog! Agents and publishers told me that it was too queer for regular audiences...and that the concept was just not very compelling.

They might be right, but it still had to exist. I still had to make it, anyway. You know. You have to make the art that you want to see in the world.

Anyway.

Sorry for the long post...you can check out my website for future releases.

And last thing: Character commission of the MC, our lovably slutty pansexual assassin Sebastián Monterey:

And cheers! Sorry for the long post. Have a good night.

teachers aren't teaching your kids to be gay.

archive of our own and tumblr are.

the queers aren't teaching your kids to be queer.

I was literally raised Catholic by a boomer, and I knew I hated dresses as young as 2. one of my earliest childhood memories is refusing to associate with pink, and throwing temper tantrums if I was ever forced to wear anything even vaguely feminine coded.

I just didn't have the words for it until I started reading l x light live journal kink meme fills, and then I was like wait hold on a second.

hold on.

steamy omega verse AO3 fanfics are the real precursor to queerness, the LGBT community is really only tangentially involved.

what's so hard to understand about, people are born with a penis or a vagina or a bit of a mix, but gender is a performance we put on for society, same as when we change our clothes or get new hair cuts or choose new careers?

it's really not that difficult.

I'm asexual but Falin's big feathery titty bounce DID get to me because she preceded it by crushing and popping someone's head like a grape against the stone floor.

like it's so hot when women do that.

most people were extremely rabid for big tiddy chicken feathers falin gainaxing this week, but as a huge grotesque monster enthusiast, I must heartily agree, just for different reasons.

I thought it was so cool giving her angelic chicken feathers while also having a sick dragon half too.

also her crushing someone's head like a grape was hot.