you did well

the absolutely deranged tone with which youre expected to respond in Canvas discussions is always so funny to me. imagine having to speak to some1 in an irl classroom like that

Girl help my mutuals are doing Canvas to me

craigslist apartments have some of the most insane photography imaginable.

this looks like it came from a dream

Nerf Dart POV

every time i rediscover a Life Hack from like 30,000 years ago i feel so stupid i want to kill myself. ive recently started using a normal reed basket i just found by a dumpster to carry shit around my house. i need to bring 8 things from the kitchen cabinet to the stove to bake some cookies. ok i put them in the basket, i carry them to the stove. when im done with each ingredient i place it in the basket. at the end i take the basket back to the cabinet. i do this instead of making 4-5 trips because it's too many items to hold at once. i feel like a genius. i feel like a moron. i love my simple reed basket

when i take a uquiz and stop halfway through because it sucks ass i feel like a medieval king ordering a jester executed bc he didnt amuse him enough

This is literally the most likely place for her to be.

clear my schedule for the rest of the week. i just listened to a song on my playlist i haven't played since i graduated high school and now i need to recover from my agonies.

*stumbles out of a song that hasn't been popular since 2014 covered in blood and shaking with a haunted look in my eyes*

hhhgregg panasonic bluray 99 dollars 22 inch hd lg tv 299 42 inch hd lg tv 489 everythings on sale during xmas is my favourite song

it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)

all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like "I'm a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand" in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy

this is real

It’s been another billion years since I’ve last posted ahh. Um, Happy CSM day~

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

they should invent a myself that isn't at its limit

Need to know your opinion on this like….. This is so hard

ok, legitimately, this is some east coast brainrot