Bisexual Maelstrom

I’m gonna say this the nicest way I can but if a girl never posts any full body pictures there is probably a reason

she doesnt have a full body

TEEN

trifecta of brennan lee mulligan self-inserts in fantasy high junior year

you just described a pretty cool surfboard

[Image description: digital art of Taako from The Adventure Zone on the beach cycle. He’s a slim elf with brown skin and long, curly blond hair, wearing swim trunks and a puka shell necklace. He’s carrying a orange and red surfboard with a flame decal, and glancing to the side. End description.]

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

man i’m so horny i need to (tries to think of something funny to say and then remembers that i’m trying to stop hiding truth behind irony and that there is a simple beauty in sincerity that the hot girls on my social media feeds are romanticizing) jerk off

Everyone wants to humanize the devil. Everyone wants poor little meow meow Lucifer. Everyone wants to babygirl Satan. Tamsyn Muir had the vision and the courage to babygirlify God, and she deserves accolades for it.

obsessed with john waters parents, they were funnier than him!

lmao

mrs waters you will always be famous (to me)

She had said, There are almost no beautiful things left. Where is Anastasia? Let me talk to Anastasia.

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

new contender for best community note of all time

what if i didnt want finnick odair to be killed by lizard mutts did suzanne collins ever think of that

The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

…OH.

I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

Lake Michigan has never fully frozen. Leading to some absolutely terrifying images

Layers of ice created, shattered, and built up like this.

Hey, here’s a picture of that lighthouse in 2015, when we had a polar vortex

I love the Great Lakes, you know how all boats look like shit, like just rusty hulks, you don’t get that on the Great Lakes because it’s fresh water, like the shipwrecks are incredibly well preserved

The appeal of Mithrun/Milsiril for me is 50% the idea of this extremely slow burn of two people that at first glance seemed completely opposites, with she seeing him as being so beautiful and perfect and everything she wasn’t that ended up with her hating him and avoiding his attempts of getting close to her, and Milsiril only realizing that inside they were actually so similar when he seemed completely unreachable and incapable of making human connections anymore. And for Mithrun there is this woman he used to sort of looked down before but that was so pivotal in all these huge moments of his life, being the one who rescued him and the one that made him realize that he did still want to live after all. It’s about the missed opportunities and unexpected help. It’s about healing, growing and the potential of human connection after thinking there was no more hope for anything of that kind. 

and the other 50% is the hilarity of Kabru’s absolute horror at the idea of Mithrun fucking his mom. 

I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.

Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!

Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.

I've been using Vimm's Lair for years, I have yet to see a single bad link or virus on the entire site. It's arguably the safest and most comprehensive archive of video games in existence. Preserved history

Ah. There you are…

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so