Can We Be Astronauts ?

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i think every adaptation of alice in wonderland where alice is this stupidly polite sweet little child is kinda hilarious cause in the original books her vibe is more like

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sheikaharts

You ever just be existing and then a character comes by and just…

Transes your gender…man I hate it when that happens…

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reb-chan

The colors and concept art for this skin are so good~~

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fungalfaggot

I think the world needs less social networks

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and, more mycelium networks!!!

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"LIKE" if u agree

"REBLAG" to fuck me nasty

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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

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