Adeline Nile— the heroine in the story i am currently trying my best to write :)

Daydreaming

one thing about me is that i am bisexual

love is in repetition

love is in doing the same things with people over and over again and never getting bored because you love the person you're doing them with so much. love is in telling someone I love you 9 times a day and it being just as sweet every single time. love is in making dinner together every day and watching the same movie over and over again because someone you love loves it so much. I'm so normal about this

love is in hearing my little brother tell me about the same cool one liner he came up with at school over and over again because he looks so happy when he says it. love is in making a face at a baby and then making it 15 times more because it makes then smile. love is in watering your plants every day. love is in taking photos in the same pose with someone every year to show how much you've grown together. love is in repetition goddamnit

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

neil when renee told him andrew was gay and wasn’t dating kevin

Did you run away?/ Did you run away, I don’t need to know

If you ran away/ if you ran away,

Come back home

Just come home

-Where’s My Love, SYML

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

Self-fulfilling prophecy

Oh no

Help

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

WHY!?

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

Nice.

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

Pain.

andrew: (pointing to the ugliest fish at the aquarium) that one looks like you

neil: you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

Nicky: hey Andrew, fmk Neil, Kevin and Renee

Andrew: Neil

Nicky: ...for which one?

Andrew: Neil

hc that one time andrews car broke down on the highway on the way to edans and no one knew what to do for a good 40 minutes.

like kevin tryed a few things but he barely learned how to drive, nicky was no help whatsoever, aaron tryed but just poked around the hood for a bit before sitting down and andrew just stared at it wondering why he never thought to glance at a "how to fix a car" manual to commit it to memory.

neil stood up from laying in the grass starfish style and picking the purple flowers and was like, "hold my flower crown andrew" and like fixed the car in like 10 mins flat.

the juice is loose

…what the shit did I just watch

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

…ask a stupid question, I guess

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

…but what question led to THIS?

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

writers be like "I'm going to work on my WIP." my brother in christ, you've already opened tumblr

[Image Description: a screenshot of John Mulaney saying “And we were like, “We know, but, hey.”” End ID.]

Neil: Whoops

Kevin: Whoops? Whoops?!!! This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it.

He works so hard! 🐸💚