UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

English added by me :)

this video alone is ten times better than the entire last half of the show

Sabrina Carpenter | Espresso | 2024

I love you and I like you.

you can only reblog this today

is that simple task bothering you queen

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

[ID: screen shots from twitter.

Image 1: John Arnold "2 guys and a bulldozer on site to dislodge a ship stuck in the Suez Canal." The tweet has an attached photo of a bulldozer digging the shore next to a boat that makes it look tiny.

Image 2: the photo with the bulldozer from before but it is higher quality.

Image 3: Michael Sheetz "You may make mistakes, but at least they are usually not 'we can see your mistake from space' bad". An an attached article with the headline from cnbc "Satellite imagery shows mega container ship blocking Egypt's Suez ...". And a birds view photo of the stuck boat.

Image 4: The Higgs Boatswain "Good news for today: whatever happens, at least you're not the guy who got his boat stuck in the Suez Canal and broke maritime shipping"

Image 5: jurdle @/jurndan "Oopsie! I accidentally blocked the Suez Canal with my luscious round ass"

Image 6: Patrick Monahan @/pattymo "Day 2 of sitting behind the ship stuck in the Suez Canal, just laying on the horn. 'Come on!'"

Image 7: hunter_hhhh @/hunter_hhhh "I'm incredibly obsessed with the Suez Canal story and I'm even more obsessed with the fact that the driver of the ship drew two penises by drifting the boat and then went and crashed it into the canal". There are two maps attached, showing the route of the boat. In the first one the boat to took several loops that together look like a penis. In the second one it shows the route leading straight to the canal.

Image 8: flglmn @/flglmn "it's probably very unpleasant and embarrassing to block the Suez Canal by accident but imagine how powerful you would feel if you did it on purpose". And another tweet. amil @/amil "I'm sooooo stressed out for the persondriving that stuck Suez Canal boat. Imagine the entire world watching you park your car? Humiliating stuff"

Image 9: a thread by Acting like 1NastyNut since 2018 @/neonwario "What's going on in the Suez Canal: A Thread 1/n

A boat got sideways 2/2"

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