tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

Old but still one of my fave memes

‘how bout an evil bag’

you were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew

Shakira Shakira

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

and so it begins..

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

it haunts me everyday that people pass me in the street and assume im straight

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

Please spread this information!

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

@takashi0

Shared before, but sharing again.

this isnt my blog type but its really important

Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.

If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.

My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.

Be safe please.

Don’t die before your time, just call the human authorities to handle it.

Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.

friendly reminder that making Wanda Maximoff Hydra is disgusting as she is both Jewish and Romani.

We get it, Marvel, you hate Jews and Romani. Thanks for rubbing it in our faces.

Would appreciate goyim reblogging this. 

miley cyrus had her fun of being black for awhile now shes settling back in as a white tennessee lovin country gal ready to to hit the cattle and chew on some hay

and that’s exactly why black people are always talking about people using our culture as a costume. she literally just tucked that shit away neatly in a drawer like lol i don’t ever wanna hear “its just a hairstyle” again

Non black people, don’t think y'all are exempt. Y'all are just as guilty as white people when it comes to being anti black. It’s all cool and cute to copy our culture and mannerism, from the way we talk to the way we dress, as if it’s something you can turn off when you’re bored of using blackness as a phase to rebel or when shit gets real.

Y'all are fine with wearing cornrows, box braids, or using AAVE incorrectly and sounding like a damn fool, but when we’re being ridiculed and killed for being ourselves, y'all are silent.

Vultures.

Whom else in here is gay and refuses to have healthy habbits

If u gay and on a linear path of self annihilation destroy that reblog button like it’s your sleeping schedule

THEY ARE NOW AT 14,191$!!!!! REPRESENTATION MATTERS !!!!!

CAN’T WAIT TO SEE!!!!

yall are so blissfully unaware that this whole “treat other people the way you wanna be treated uwu” in reference to how i treat my oppressors doesnt actually fucking do anything

im not going to fucking be nice to transphobes in the hopes that my unrelenting kindness will make them come to the realization that wow u guys the transgenders r people just like us!!! and they wont, in fact, exploit my vulnerability to further their abuse and bigotry

this isn’t fucking recess if i turn the other cheek im going to get slapped again

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher