Violet Obsession

I Fucking love these stupid alien things with my whole fucking heart

THE ROYAL FAMILY AND INSTITUTION’S NEGLIGENCE WITH THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS

— Diana, Princess of Wales 1995, with Martin Bashir — Meghan, Duchess of Sussex 2021, with Oprah Winfrey

Wait those English bastards in Harry Potter were allowed to keep tawny owls as pets right??? AND BRING THEM INTO IRELAND??????????

JK Rowling is the anti-St Patrick she’s here to spead imperialist propaganda and disrupt owl ecology

We have something new for her callout file; get whoever’s in charge of that on the phone

Never thought I’d say this but folks we may need a new harry potter book

As someone who has spent time with professional ornithologists and has seen people make 500-mile trips to see a Single Species Of Hummingbird i can say without a single doubt that wizards being discovered cus they keep bringing their nonnative birds places is a completely realistic scenario

i’m imagining a bunch of very confused ornithologists trying to research the appearance of non-native owls in scotland, but they keep getting turned around by hogwarts’ anti-muggle defenses and it’s this endless cycle of

“well, we know that within this few mile radius of undisturbed highlands, there are massive concentrations of owls that Should Not Be Here. we know the owls are here, we know where they hunt and approximately where they return to roost but we just. we jsut. can’t find a SINGLE fucking nest??? anywhere?????? every owl we tag has their tracker malfunction RIGHT HERE but whenever i investigate i somehow end up back home in my slippers with a cup of tea.”

@somuchanxietysolittletime

I love this so much I almost want to put it in my project

Normal Beasts and Where You Absolutely Should Not Find Them

Broke: “How do they keep a dragon from showing up on military satellites and radar?”

Woke: “How do they keep bird nerds from tracking tens of thousands of Owls That Should Not Be?”

i, a lesbian, took this uquiz about men and literally had to take a minute when i saw the result. like full on exhale sit-back hands-clasped-over-face a minute

take it and you might see why

I took the quiz in earnest and got "you're straight" which, NOPE. and then I took it again with all the other answers and it told me I'm actually into women. Soooooo it's almost like sexuality is a spectrum, and this quiz doesn't know what to do with pan people.

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

Feels like home, y’know?

Vine has such a different energy than tiktok like this is definitely more chaotic.

I miss Vine

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

Episode 7x01: The Honeymoon

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Hot Springs And Northern Lights Patrick/David • Rated E • 3136 words Patrick’s and David’s Honeymoon in Iceland. That’s it, that’s the fic. Enjoy!

Sunshine on the Water Patrick/David • Rated T • 3318 words

It’s their honeymoon and everything is going swimmingly, at least until David discovers that even his unflappable husband gets nervous sometimes.

Honeymoon Troubles Patrick/David • Rated T • 2218 words

Patrick gears up to tell David that they have to postpone their honeymoon again. His announcement doesn’t go as planned.

The Honeymoon Patrick/David, Johnny/Moira • Rated T • 11336 words

Season 7 Episode 1: The Honeymoon Just as David and Patrick were about to go on their honeymoon, a break in at the store ruins those plans and forces them to turn back around to Schitt’s Creek. David handles it as well as you’d think. Meanwhile Alexis is in New York beginning her new job at Interflix with a slight snafu, Johnny is trying his best to influence future entrepreneurs, and Moira makes a new friend on set.

The Fourth Best Day Of My Life Patrick/David • Rated E • 3186 words

“We’re having a spa day today. What do you think of your masseuse?” Patrick straddled David as he laid on their bed, ready for his massage. “He’s incredibly sexy. I’m not sure my husband would approve. Did he pay extra for a happy ending?” When David gets injured shortly before their honeymoon, Patrick is forced to reschedule their planned getaway and throw together a staycation. He decides to do a bit of role-playing, wanting to make up for a misunderstanding from their Wedding Day.

a road that will never lead to rome Patrick/David • Rated T • 3109 words

Patrick gives David the world.

in the fading golden light Patrick/David • Rated E • 7564 words

nothing even compares… Patrick/David • Rated M • 1179 words

David and Patrick finally make it to Iceland for their long awaited Honeymoon and David’s excited to visit as many hot springs and luxury spas as they can find. The secluded beauty that awaits them in their cabin and the prospect of seeing the Northern Lights together provides them with a more relaxing change of plans.

Honeymooners and Spring Breakers Patrick/David • Rated E • 8000 words

David and Patrick book a few days at Temptation Resort Cancun for their honeymoon, but unfortunately their desire to take advantage of good deals means it falls during Spring Break.

Darling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup Patrick/David • Rated E • 6572 words

Not yet able to take the honeymoon they want, Patrick surprises David with a minimoon weekend in Montreal. David has a few surprises of his own.

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We’re kicking off SC Season 7 with our biggest day of reveals—ten honeymoon fics! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. There’s even a spreadsheet available to help you track just that. (Come back each day to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your copy.) And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, don’t forget to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

These are the best tags @puddle–wonderful

this just made me realize… pretty much all of the monsterfuckers I know have some sort of disability or are LGBT+ (tho most of the LGBT+ ones also have disabilities; the rest might idk). I’m trying to think of one who doesn’t fit either/both categories and I’m coming up blank.

This is a REALLY good article about why monsters mean so much to trans folks, and it just… it says what I’ve never been able to articulate as a trans man who resonates with monsters.

I could look at this for hours. 

Dan Levy on SNL - February 6th, 2021

“Some of the easiest reacting of my life.”

Dan Levy and Noah Reid talk about The Olive Branch (4x09)

Schitt’s Creek: Twitter Questions Round 2

some schitty valentines to send to the love of your life! lmk how it goes

Invisible Rube Goldberg machine👀 Follow @techplanetlife 

this is the best use of a solid with the same defraction as water *ever*

Gripping a sword overview

I like how this is both art reference and a guide to more efficiently smite your enemies

Tumblr is nothing if not practical

emilyhampshire:  I made everyone take a quick & candid selfie w/ me in our bob’s garage hats as we said our goodbyes the night we wrapped #schittscreek for good…. There’s just something I ❤️ about these Blurry photos. 🤷

everyone looks so much like they've been crying -- Dan's eyes are so red