[hacker voice] I'm in

there is something wrong with me but together there could be something wrong with us <3

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight

hot take- people who have made a conscious decision to be horrible bigots should understand that they will be treated like people who chose to be horrible bigots

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

Pygmalion would agree

simply dont monday

fixed it

“baking sheet?” holds so much weight

oh my god

That was timed so well oh my god

Bothering the beast

Team 7 but without most of the trauma

One hell of a butler- ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ²⁰²⁴ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᶦˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that