Yeah, I’m excited

STORIES 2!? AHHHHHH I LOVE STORIES SO MUCH SDKLFAJSLKSA.

..stabbed to being run over with a steamroller and the inspiring climactic scene where a puppy is dropped into a volcano, the movie unequivocally and powerfully shows the brutal reality of puppy murder.

“I thought about just making a documentary where I didn’t actually murder puppies to make the point, but it just wasn’t powerful enough,” said director Amélie Le'Charpentier (who is, by the way, a woman of color and an immigrant, so think about that before you criticize her). “I drew on my own experiences having observed puppy murder a number of times and decided I would just drop anvils and pianos on them and stuff so you could see how terrible puppy murder is.

“Many people spoke up against the film but were labeled “triggered conservatives” and “scandal-mongers” since they obviously just didn’t get the message of the film, which very clearly teaches that puppy murder is bad.

The show has been a big success among psychopaths and future mass murderers and will see a sequel called Baby Murder next fall.

when did parodies start just telling real life

…. are.. are they actually killing puppies?

@kaldicuct babylon bee my man.

I need a vacation. Though interestingly enough, this shows my level of faith in humanity at this point.

it shows tumblr’s new UI being a little crappy.

And that you don’t click links.

Is… Is this a parody of an SCP? Like there’s literally an SCP that does NOTHING else but kill puppies.

It’s a parody of Cuties, which purports to criticize the seuxalization of children by sexualizing children. Which is like claiming to make a movie criticizing how tabacco companies are targeting children with fruity-flavored products but by having the child actors actually smoke and develop nicotine addictions.

The producers of Cuties auditioned girls for six months before deciding who to cast. For six months, they had little girls twerk for them in private.

Average Jean Colors Per State, 2018

Dude that's fucked behavior. Spreading false info about people shouldn't be encouraged just cause you don't like them.

If they’re really that bad then you shouldn’t need to make shit up about them.

that’s just fucked up.

#StickIt

*cracks knuckles*

I don’t know why ya’ll keep trying to play this game, but fine, let’s play:

From left to right

Jasmine- Got tired of her palace life and took control by disguising herself and running away to spend a day in the markets. Openly expressed her contempt for the idea being married off without her consent. Was initially disinterested in Aladdin because she thought he was just another arrogant prince. Fell in love with him for his heart to the point that his pauper origins didn’t matter to her.

Rapunzel- Wanted celebrate to her birthday by not being imprisoned for once, nothing to do with a man. In fact when a man broke into her home she swiftly knocked him out and tied him up. That man ended up loving her so much he was willing to die for her and her passionate love brought him back to life.

Snow White- Was a young girl being chased around by crazy old lady who was angry that she was pretty. Ended up negotiating her safety with some dwarves by offering her services as a cook and housekeeper in exchange for room and board. Was only “waiting“ for a man in that she was literally unconscious after being poisoned by a witch and a kiss was the only thing they could save her.

Mulan- Are you fucking serious? What about her story is her waiting for a man to save her? She literally saved her father, her love interest, and then her whole damn country. You could not have watched two seconds of that film and come away thinking she was waiting for man to save her.

Aurora- She was a 16-year-old girl forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Sue her for daydreaming a bit about romance. She still showed kindness to animals and loved her adoptive caregivers and was fairly content with her life. Definitely not pining away for a man every second.

Cinderella- Cinderella probably gets the the worst of being dragged through the mud by Edgy™ feminists trying to make a point. Literally she never asked for a prince to save her. She didn’t even really complain much about being forced into slavery by her evil family. She just wanted one damn night off and meeting the prince was ancillary. And in fact the person who first shows her kindness and empowers her to achieve her goals is another woman.

Pocahontas- Again now you’re just making shit up. She was not waiting for prince, in fact she was bored at the prospect of living an ordinary home life and disinterested in marrying the handsome warrior her father had set up for her. She ends up striking up a friendship with someone her entire tribe hates and distrusts, up to and including saving HIM from being murdered.

Tiana- You are not ABOUT to do my girl Tiana dirty like this. She worked her ass off to achieve her dream of being an independent restaurant owner, something practically unheard of for a young black woman in the 20s. Romance was the absolute LAST thing on her mind and again, her actions were fundamental in saving the life of the prince.

Belle- Again, she wasn’t interested in the big strong handsome man that everyone was saying she should be interested in. Because she saw past looks and recognized that he was a sexist and generally unpleasant person. It was her willingness to see past the exterior that saved Prince Adam.

Ariel- She wanted to be a human before she knew about Eric. She saved him from drowning. She defied her father the KING in a fight for her own independence. But sure she was waiting around for man.

Merida- Merida didn’t even have a love interest and the entire film was built around a rejection of that premise. This one is barely worth the time to acknowledge.

Tl;Dr: Your weak edgelord attempt to discredit Disney princesses and make girls feel shitty for enjoying them is bad and you should feel bad.

Louder for the babbling morons in the back

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if only they had  m o r e  interactions :’((

Giyuu Tomioka and Kochou Shinobu (Demon Slayer)

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Kimetsu no Yaiba art by Goose (inactive Tumblr: @daerzie), reposted with permission, link to his LOFTER in source.

Translation of second image: 一路順風 = safe journey, bon voyage

I (the reposter) know sweet Fanny Adams about Kimetsu no Yaiba, so if fans could tell me how to tag I’d appreciate it… I just want to share my friend’s art for him.

it’s giyushino hours every day all day 

Just read the Giyuu side story and I love these two and Taro ^^

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can’t wait for my favorite sleepy-eyed duo to get animated 🦋🌊

Raise your hand if you’re giyushino-deprived :’(