And they fall in love?

and they fall in love

took a uquiz about which greek god my vibes fit and i wasn't even trying to rig it and got hermes, this is my greatest acomplishment

y’all know what i have to do

why is halloween trending. guys i don’t know if you know this but it’s august we have over two months left

because its halloween

money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

Dialogue Prompt

“A, this isn’t you. You never used to be like this. You were so…”

“Weak?”

“Sweet. Maybe a touch naive, but innocent. Kind. But ever since B… you’ve been different.”

“You can say it, you know. Saying that B was murdered won’t make them any more dead than they already are.”

“B wouldn’t have wanted you to become this.”

“I didn’t become anything. The soft parts of me died, right alongside B, and this is what survived.”

- Lynn

“What’s it like being the only human in the group?”

“… I have the best bodyguards in the world. No one can fucking touch me.”

“I believe I am ready to commit a murder. Any volunteers?”

“… Volunteer to be an accessory or the victim?”

“Yes.”

"What did you do?"

"I may have committed some light arson and treason against the crown."

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

"Whatcha starin' at?"

"Ghost on the ceiling."

"... Ok. Tell them to get out or pay rent."

"Tell me about prison."

"... Why?"

"Because I'm probably going to be going there in a bit and I want to know what to expect."

PISSES ME OFF that glass is actually a liquid but it acts like a solid because the speed at which it flows is slow enough that the universe will collapse in on itself before all the glass in it finally settles into puddles. That is literally just the worst most useless liquid in the world. Complete and utter failure at being liquid. What a ridiculous stupid idiot. How do you fuck it up that hard. And you can cut yourself on it?? That’s the opposite of what you ever want a liquid for. Bad job. Just not good.

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload