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There’s this idea that people are meaner than they used to be. Because of the internet, you know, people are meaner. They’re not meaner. People are not meaner than they used to be. People have always been assholes, except you guys. But they… But they are, and people are not meaner. What happens is the technology is just faster. It’s just faster. What happens is, you have this crazy idea, and there’s a crazy, angry thought, and you’re like, “I’ve got a crazy, angry thought.” Tickety-Tick, tick, tick, boom! And it’s out.

Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said? (2011)
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How the fuck does anybody ever get anything done. Like my alarm rings at 8 am every morning, and I'll just about manage to get out of bed, take my morning meds and blink and it's already 11 am, and I'll have to start figuring out what to do for lunch and then it's already 3 pm and I've gotten nothing done and then then it's already march and I've gotten nothing done and then then I'm already 30 and I've gotten nothing done.

And people say shit like "just start your day with this efficient morning routine!" and list a whole list of activities that would take you five hours to complete.

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