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moderately talented, moderately interesting

@ladysnausages

I'm awkward
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The Rise Before the Fall

Zelda cannot remember the last time Link sheathed the Master Sword.

She watches gore and Malice drip into an earth already saturated with both. It’s all she can see, just like the cold rain sliding down her neck and the blisters splitting her feet are all she can feel. Some of that blood must be Link’s. But he won’t stop. He’s only paused long enough to survey Blatchery Plain.

“We have to circle back,” she says numbly.

His fingers dig into the bark of the massive oak that conceals them from the Guardians. A gust of wind smatters their faces with rain. Someone screams from the battlefield, a thin sound of mortal terror that climbs down Zelda’s throat to seize her heart before it falls abruptly silent.

Link turns his head to look at her.

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Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

Reblog to give the Tumblr boyfriend a juice box.

Drowning him?!?!?!?

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l3monbunny

hey sorry but we gave your boyfriend too many juice and he drowned. yeah he got like 430 juice boxes and it killed him. everyone keeps reblogging and giving him more juice. sorry

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boomxyzu

"Open your eyes"

In the end those would be the last words he would remember.

"Wake up, Link"

And the first ones he would hear

"You are my light"

I was having a tough week week. This is the first time i could really talk with my feelings lol. Please, if you have to pay rent, read the contract Q_Q

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@three-tone-tony I do appreciate the thought but I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids 😂😂 We have white baseboards and white counter tops in the kitchens and bathrooms and our floors are a dark dark brown wood laminate that looks almost black - that’s enough for me! The rest is a mix of bright and pastels and I’m going to keep putting more. As well as patterns - which actually will have more white to break the colors up so I guess there will be more white after all! lol

(sorry couldn’t comment anymore so had to reblog to reply)

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lavendorii

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

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