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NCT as lame pickup lines

​Taeil: You better call Life Alert, ‘cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up

​Johnny: I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice

​Taeyong: I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down

​Yuta: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

​Kun: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears

​Doyoung: Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? 

​Ten: Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see

​Jaehyun: I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together

​WinWin: I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen… for you

​Jungwoo: Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute

​Lucas: My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? 

​Mark: I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU

​Renjun: Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth 

​Jeno: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 

​Haechan: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

​Jaemin: Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

​Chenle: Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here

​Jisung: You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

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markhyuck; types of kisses

  • their first kiss happened before they even started dating
  • their school was holding a winter carnival and it was way past both of their curfews
  • even so, they boarded the ferris wheel as their last ride anyway
  • if you’re gonna be late, might as well make the most of it, right?
  • so as hyuck kicked his feet to make the cart rock, just to scare mark, they curled their hands into balls, hoping it’d warm them up (which it didn’t)
  • they talked about anything and everything, passing the time by until their turn was almost over
  • and near the top of the ferris wheel, mark felt hyuck hold his hand
  • to warm them up, of course
  • and so, mark leaned in and pressed his lips to his best friend’s
  • “what was that for?”
  • “to warm us up,”
  • and because it was -5 degrees outside and hyuck’s ears were still numb, he leaned in for another until all mark could taste was the cotton candy hyuck had insisted buying earlier and honey-flavoured chapstick
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Weekly Idol did more for Kun than SM has since his “debut”.

They brought up the fact that he was the only one who didn’t have a song.

They focused on him just standing there watching the others do random play dance.

They highlighted his reaction when he heard Black on Black and how happy and eager he was to participate.

They even included a close up of him dancing.

Lastly, they even played Without You. You can see Winwin telling Kun to join in but it was the Korean version so Kun didn’t and Doni and Coni also ended the game then. Why put a non dance song in the mix if not just to get Kun to participate right?

P.S. Did you see Kun hesitating to step forward when the hosts called for NCT U members? My heart broke right there.

Qian Kun deserves better. We better get that China subunit real soon!

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I’m so unbelievably angry right now. THIS

is disgusting. I can’t fathom how anyone can still think that the amount of hate Yerim gets is justified. These antis really went to her graduation ceremony, with her family present, and shot lasers at her. I’m angry and heartbroken for her. 

For anyone who doesn’t know, antis point lasers at Idols and most often try to aim for their eyes because it’s dangerous and can hurt them.

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NCT as things in the yearbook

Taeyong - piercer

  • becomes pretty well known for his talent bc he never messes up
  • gets hella requests for bellybutton, hip, and nipple piercings bc who wouldn’t want a body piercing from lee taeyong
  • posts his work on his instagram
  • gets tattoos from jaehyun
  • “one, two,” pierces client. “three. all done” 

Jungwoo - jewelry designer

  • makes one of the top brands
  • in competition with jaemin
  • uses only the finest metals
  • vv successful despite his little experience with the industry
  • would prob customize necklaces for him and all his loved ones 

Winwin - wedding dress designer

  • super well known worldwide
  • always shy in interviews 
  • asked to design for celebrities
  • vv picky when it comes to fabrics and materials
  • ironically, so busy designing wedding dresses he doesn’t even think abt getting married any time soon

Ten - perfumer

  • hella famous
  • uses himself in the advertisements lmao he’d be the one
  • his bottles prob cost $200+ why
  • “fragrance by ten.”
  • literally smells good all the time

Jisung - bmx biker

  • face doesn’t match career the cutest lil bean
  • was in the sport since he was fifteen
  • known for his preciseness couldn’t mess up if he tried
  • “this one’s for you mom.”
  • advertises diff bike brands and even has his own custom line

Jaemin - jewelry designer

  • wants to collab w jungwoo even though they’re rivals
  • earrings are his fave
  • company was passed down to him from his family
  • likes to take a different approach from his family’s designs
  • stays up all night working to ensure perfection

Yuta - college professor

  • wears sweaters everyday
  • prob teaches science or math
  • “hey guys i know we were out bc of snow but i still expected y’all to turn in that lab so i’ll be collecting that at the end of class.” :)))
  • legit everyone has a crush on him
  • wouldn’t mind having flings with students

Haechan - student

  • def a fratboy
  • prob majors in math or science idk he just seems like he would be the one
  • gets a’s even though he doesn’t do anything in class
  • makes fun of those who don’t get the concepts 
  • in yuta’s class who thinks he’s annoying af but can’t be bc he’s one of his top students

Chenle - actor

  • been acting since he was a child
  • next leonardo dicaprio?
  • known for his versatility across all roles
  • cute and bubbly irl he’s the definition of babyboy
  • roles keep coming after him. legit no breaks
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NCT as things in the yearbook pt.2

Taeil - video game designer

  • works in an office alone
  • doesn’t get a lot of attention at first, but once he fixes up his new game the whole world is playing it
  • makes graphics super realistic 
  • could retire rn if he wanted to bc of all the money he making
  • would honestly put most of his earnings to charity a pure boy we need to stop sleeping on

Kun - prince

  • the definition of prince i mean look at him
  • disappears during balls or important dinners serious people bore him
  • prob likes archery and fencing
  • goes to the woods for alone time
  • ends up marrying a commoner

Johnny - model

  • dis boy cannot look like that and not be a model
  • started off as a store model and had trouble booking big brands stayed under the radar for nine years
  • walking through seoul during fashion week. a famous designer spotted him and boom he famous
  • vv famous for his photoshoots and runways
  • prob ends up dating someone he had a shoot with tbh

Lucas - artist

  • got famous with a piece done in college
  • sculptures, lights, abstract = his forte
  • likes to play with bright colors and lights
  • “all of my works have an underlying meaning to it.”
  • became hella famous bc of how young he is

Doyoung - fashion designer

  • vv famous
  • everything is limited edition bc he gets tired of his old works often
  • gets inspired at three a.m.
  • “fashion is a form of expression.”
  • expensive af

Renjun - ceo

  • his office is prob made of glass
  • everyone is intimidated by him, but he’s actually rlly sweet
  • holds meetings every week
  • wears fancy suits everyday
  • won’t take no for an answer

Jeno - spy

  • top in his sector
  • always succeeds missions without leaving behind tracks
  • woos his targets with his illegal looks
  • prob has a tragic backstory that caused him to choose this career
  • changed his name like twenty times already

Jaehyun - tattoo artist

  • known for his simplistic style
  • hates doing tattoos in color
  • prob makes conversation w clients especially if it’s their first time 
  • bff’s w taeyong got matching tats/piercings?
  • has thousands of followers on instagram

Mark - makeup artist

  • makes client come three hours before the event so he has enough time for beautification
  • talks to client abt fav products or just life in general
  • has his own makeup line
  • prob started off as a youtuber tbh
  • personality doesn’t match his career
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I don’t care what ship you stan, but don’t you EVER put down another member, send hate or DEATH THREATS to another member as a way to confirm and validate your ship as canon.

News-fucking-flash: your ship has a very slim chance of ever being real

You can have fun but don’t ever cross the line

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Getting bored during class is my best inspiration (I should work though but yayyyy)

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my level of anti-socialness: putting on both sides of my earphones even though one isn’t working so i don’t have to talk to anyone

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Alternatives for Self-Harm

Alternatives for when you’re feeling angry or restless:

  • Scribble on photos of people in magazines
  • Viciously stab an orange
  • Throw an apple/pair of socks against the wall
  • Have a pillow fight with the wall
  • Scream very loudly
  • Tear apart newspapers, photos, or magazines
  • Go to the gym, dance, exercise
  • Listen to music and sing along loudly
  • Draw a picture of what is making you angry
  • Beat up a stuffed animal
  • Pop bubble wrap
  • Pop balloons
  • Splatter paint
  • Scribble on a piece of paper until the whole page is black
  • Filling a piece of paper with drawing cross hatches
  • Throw darts at a dartboard
  • Go for a run
  • Write your feelings on paper then rip it up
  • Use stress relievers
  • Build a fort of pillows and then destroy it
  • Throw ice cubes at the bathtub wall, at a tree, etc.
  • Get out a fine tooth comb and vigorously brush the fur of a stuffed animal (but use gentle vigor)
  • Slash an empty plastic soda bottle or a piece of heavy cardboard or an old short or sock
  • Make a soft cloth doll to represent the things you are angry at; cut and tear it instead of yourself
  • Flatten aluminum cans for recycling, seeing how fast you can go
  • On a sketch or photo of yourself, mark in red ink what you want to do. Cut and tear the picture
  • Break sticks
  • Cut up fruits
  • Make yourself as comfortable as possible
  • Stomp around in heavy shoes
  • Play handball or tennis
  • Yell at what you are breaking and tell it why you are angry, hurt, upset, etc.
  • Buy a cheap plate and decorate it with markers, stickers, cut outs from magazines, words, images, what ever that expresses your pain and sadness and when you’re done, smash it. (Please be careful when doing it)

Alternatives that will give you a sensation (other than pain) without harming yourself:

  • Hold ice in your hands, against your arm, or on your mouth
  • Run your hands under freezing cold water
  • Snap a rubber band or hair band against your wrist
  • Drip hot candle wax on your skin (please be careful doing this)
  • Clap your hands until it sting
  • Wax your legs
  • Drink freezing cold water
  • Splash your face with cold water
  • Put PVA/Elmer’s glue on your hands then peel it off
  • Massage where you want to hurt yourself
  • Take a hot shower/bath
  • Draw in red ink lines where you want to self harm
  • Take a hot or cold shower/bath
  • Jump up and down to get some sensation in your feet
  • Write or paint on yourself
  • Arm wrestle with someone
  • Bite into a hot pepper or chew a piece of ginger root
  • Rub liniment under your nose
  • Rub lotion on yourself
  • Put tiger balm on the place(s) you want to cut. (Tiger balm is a muscle relaxant cream that induces a tingly sensation. You can find it in most health food stores and vitamin stores).

Alternatives that will distract you or take up time:

  • Say “I’ll self-harm in fifteen minutes if I still want to” and keep going for periods of fifteen minutes until the urge fades
  • Colour your hair
  • Count up to ten getting louder until you’re screaming
  • Sing on the karaoke machine
  • Complete something you’ve been putting off
  • Take up a new hobby
  • Make a cup of tea
  • Tell and laugh at jokes
  • Play solitaire
  • Count up to 500 or 1000
  • Surf the net
  • Make as many words out of your full name as possible
  • Count ceiling tiles or lights
  • Search ridiculous things on the web
  • Colour coordinate your wardrobe 
  • Play with toys, such as a slinky or play-doh
  • Go to the park and play on the swings or jungle gym
  • Call someone
  • Go “people watching”
  • Carry safe, rather than sharp, things in your pockets
  • Do school work
  • Play a musical instrument 
  • Watch tv or a movie
  • Paint your nails
  • Alphabetize your CDs or books or movies
  • Cook
  • Make origami to occupy your hands
  • Doodle on sheets of people
  • Dress up or try on clothes
  • Play computer games or painting programs, such as photoshop 
  • Write out lyrics to your favourite song
  • Play a sport
  • Read a book/magazine
  • Do a crossword 
  • Draw a comic strip
  • Make a chain link out of paper counting the hours or days you’ve been self-harm free using pretty coloured paper
  • Knit, sew, or make a necklace
  • Make ‘scoobies’ - braid pieces of plastic or lace, to keep your hands busy
  • Buy a plant and take care of it
  • Hunt for things on eBay or Amazon
  • Browse for forums
  • Go shopping
  • Memorize a poem with meaning
  • Learn to swear in another language
  • Look up words in a dictionary
  • Play hide-and-seek
  • Go outside and watch the clouds 
  • Plan a party
  • Find out if any concerts will be in your area
  • Make your own dance routine 
  • Trace your hand on a piece of paper; on your thumb, write something you like to look at; on your index finger, write something you like to touch; on your middle finger, write your favourite scent; on your ring finger, write something you like the taste of; on your pinky finger, write something you like to listen to; on your palm, write something you like about yourself
  • Plan regular activities for your most difficult time of day
  • Finish homework before it’s due 
  • Take a break from mental processing
  • Notice black and white thinking
  • Get out on your own, get away from the stress
  • Go on YouTube 
  • Make a scrapbook
  • Colour in a picture or colouring book
  • Make a phone list of people you can call for support allow yourself to use it
  • Pay attention to your breathing (breathe slowly, in through your nose, and out your mouth)
  • Pay attention to the rhythmic motions of your body (walking, stretching, etc.)
  • Learn HALT signals (hungry, angry, lonely, tired)
  • Choose a random object, like a paper clip, and try to list 30 different uses for it
  • Pick a subject and research it on the web - alternatively, pick something to research and then keep clicking on links, trying to get as far away from the original topic as you can
  • Take a small step towards a goal you have

Alternatives that are completely bizarre, at least you’ll have a laugh:

  • Crawl on all fours and bark like a dog or another animal
  • Run around outside screaming
  • Laugh for no reason whatsoever
  • Make funny faces in a mirror
  • Without turning orange, self-tan
  • Pluck your eyebrows
  • Put faces on apples, oranges, or other sorts of food
  • Go to the zoo and name all of the animals
  • Colour on the walls
  • Blow bubbles
  • Pull weeds in the garden  

Alternatives for when you’re feeling guilty, sad, or lonely: 

  • Congratulate yourself on each minute you go without self-harming 
  • Draw or paint 
  • Look at the sky Instead of punishing yourself by self-harming, punish yourself by not self-harming 
  • Call a friend and ask for company 
  • But a cuddly toy 
  • Give someone a hug with a smile 
  • Put a face mask on 
  • Watch a favourite TV show or movie 
  • Eat something ridiculously sweet 
  • Remember a happy moment and relive it for a while in your head 
  • Treat yourself to some chocolate 
  • Try to imagine the future and plan things you want to do 
  • Look at things that are special to you 
  • Compliment someone else 
  • Make sculptures 
  • Watch fish 
  • Play with a pet 
  • Have or give a massage 
  • Imagine yourself living in a perfect home and describe it in your mind If you’re religious, read the bible or pray 
  • Light a candle and watch the flame (be careful) 
  • Go chat in the chat room 
  • Let yourself to cry; crying is a healthy release of emotion 
  • Accept a gift from a friend 
  • Carry tokens to remind you of peaceful comforting things/people 
  • Take a hot bath with bath oil or bubbles 
  • Curl up under a comforter with hot cocoa and a good book 
  • Make affirmation tapes inside you that are good, kind, gentle (sometimes you can do this by writing down the negative thoughts and then physically re-writing them into positive messages) 
  • Make a tray of special treats and tuck yourself into bed with it and watch tv or read 

 Alternatives for when you’re feeling panicky or scared: 

  • “See, hear, and feel” - 5 things, then 4, then 3, and countdown to one which will make you focus on your surroundings and sill calm you down 
  • Listen to soothing music; have a CD with motivational songs that you can listen to 
  • Meditate or do yoga 
  • Name all your soft toys Hyper focus on something 
  • Do a “reality check list” - write down all the things you can list about where you are now (i.e It is the 9th of November 2015, I’m in a room and everything is going to be alright) With permission, give someone a hug 
  • Drink herbal tea 
  • Crunch ice 
  • Hug a tree 
  • Go for a walk if it’s safe to do so 
  • Feel your pulse to prove you’re alive 
  • Go outside and attempt to catch butterflies or lizards 
  • Put your feet firmly on the floor 
  • Accept where you are in the process. 
  • Beating yourself up only makes it worse 
  • Touch something familiar/safe 
  • Leave the room 4/7/8 breathing - breathe in for 4 seconds, hold for 7 seconds, and breathe out for 8 seconds. 
  • Repeat until you feel calm. 

Alternatives that will hopefully make you think twice about harming yourself: 

  • Think about how you don’t want scars 
  •  Treat yourself nicely 
  • Remember that you don’t have to hurt yourself just because you’re thinking about self-harm 
  • Create a safe place to go 
  • Acknowledge that self-harm is harmful behaviour 
  • Repeat to yourself “I don’t deserve to be hurt” even if you don’t believe it 
  • Remember that you always have the choice not to cut: it’s up to you what to do 
  • Think about how you may feel guilty after self-harming 
  • Remind yourself that the urge to self-harm is impulsive: you will only feel like cutting for short bursts of time 
  • Avoid temptation 
  • Get your friends to make you friendship bracelets; wear them around your wrists to remind you of them when you want to cut 
  • Be with other people 
  • Make your own list of things to do instead of self-harm 
  • Make a list of your positive character traits 
  • Be nice to your family, who in return, will hopefully be nice to you 
  • Put a band-aid on the area where you’d like to self-harm 
  • Recognize and acknowledge the choices you have NOW 
  • Pay attention to the changes needed to make you feel safe 
  •  Notice “choices” vs “dilemmas" 
  • Lose the “should-could-have to” words. Try “what if" 
  • Kiss the places you want to SH or kiss the places you have healing wounds. It can be a reminder that you care about yourself and that you don’t want this 
  • Choose your way of thinking, try to resist following old thinking patterns 
  • The Butterfly project - draw a butterfly on the place(s) that you would self-harm and if the butterfly fades without self-harming, it means it has lived and flown away, giving a sense of achievement. Whereas if you do self-harm with the butterfly there; you will have to wash it off, therefore "killing it”. You can start again by drawing a new one on. You can name the butterfly after someone you love. 
  • Write the name of a loved one [a friend, family member, or anyone else who cares about you] and write their name where you want to self-harm. When you go to self-harm remember how much they care and wouldn’t want you to harm yourself. 
  • Think about what you would say to a friend who was struggling with the same things you are and try to be a good friend to yourself. 
  • Make a bracelet out of duct tape, and put a line on it ever day (or ant period of time) you go without self-harm. When it’s full of lines, take it off and make a chain out of all the bracelets and hang it up somewhere where you can be reminded of your great progress 

Alternatives that give the illusion of seeing something similar to blood:

  • Draw on yourself with a red pen or body paint 
  • Cover yourself with plasters where you want to cut 
  • Give yourself a henna or fake tattoo 
  • Make “wounds” with makeup, like lipstick 
  • Take a small bottle of liquid red food colouring and warm it slightly by dripping it into a cup of hot water for a few minutes. Uncap the bottle and press it’s tip against the place you want to cut. Draw the bottle in a cutting motion while squeezing it slightly to let the food colour trickle out. 
  • Draw on the areas you want to cut using ice that you’ve made my dropping six or seven drops of red food colour into each of the ice cube tray wells 
  • Paint yourself with red tempera paint 
  • ‘Cut’ your skin with nail polish (it feels cold but it’s hard to get off) 

Alternatives to help you sort through your feelings: 

  • Phone a friend and talk to them 
  • Make a collage of how you feel 
  • Negotiate with yourself 
  • Identify what if hurting you do bad that you need to express it in this way Write your feelings in a diary 
  • Free write (write down whatever you’re thinking at the moment, even if it doesn’t make sense) 
  • Make lists of everything, such as blessings, in your life 
  • Make a notebook of song lyrics that you can relate to 
  • Call a hotline 
  • Write a letter to someone telling them how you feel (but don’t send it if you decide not to) 
  • Start a grateful journal where everyday you write down three: good things that happened/things that you accomplished/are grateful for/made you smile. 
  • Make sure the journal is strictly for positive things. Then when you feel down, you can go back and look at it.

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neotechs

🎊 #CherryBomb1stWin #NCT1271stWin 🎉 We’re proud of you and proud to be part of this fandom💕

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eh-lora

CONGRATS

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