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Anastasia dir. Don Bluth, Gary Goldman | 1997

AHHHHH THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!! One of my all time favorite movies !!!!

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MAKE ME CHOOSE anonymous: Steve Rogers or CHRIS EVANS

“Fame is a funny thing. I like doing normal things. I like going to fairs. I like going to ball games. I like going to Disney World or a big field on the Fourth of July and having picnics with friends. The problem is you’re either worried you’re going to be recognized, or you’re thankful you’re not. It’s always there.” 

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦

Pairing: pornstar!Johnny Storm x pornstar!Reader

Summary: Johnny’s always been on your “no” list, but you've finally agreed to work with him.

Warnings: Whole lot of smut – Being filmed, oral (f + m receiving), a little face fucking, choking, unprotected sex, general dirty talk, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, swallowing, finger sucking, Johnny being protective and soft afterward, 18+

Word count: ~2,000

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“Hi, I’m Y/N,” you introduce yourself, flashing your signature smile and waving at the camera when the interviewer prompts you to.

“Welcome! We’re happy to have you here.”

“I’m happy to be here,” you nod, tugging nervously at your shirt. You’re sat on the bed in just a tight cropped tank and short jean shorts.

You dread cheesy pre-scene interviews, but at the same time you definitely don't mind not being thrown into the intensity of a scene right away.

“Tell us who you’re working with today.”

A quiet sigh and subtle roll of your eyes has multiple people in the room laughing under their breath.

“Johnny Storm.”

“Yeah, and as far as we’ve always known he’s on your ‘no’ list…”

“Yes he is,” you laugh. “Or was. I guess.”

𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Pete Brenner x reader 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: smut, SH in the workplace, heavy drug mention, sleazy Pete, heavy misogyny, I can't believe I wrote this, a lot of sex, yeah idek, 18+ minors dni. 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Pete Brenner hires a new assistant. 𝐀/𝐍: I cannot believe I wrote this. For him. Ew. Brb gonna go take a shower. This is pretty bad as well, like the pacing is wack and the reader's personality changes halfway through the fic?? Idek, I did this thing where I changed the scene every time I felt bored. Enjoy, I guess???

“Just so we’re clear, I’m only hiring you because you’re hot.”

He bends down over his desk, sniffing harshly. You stand there nervously watching him as he straightens up, his nose twitching. You catch a glimpse of white beneath he clears his throat and wipes it off. His eyes – a pretty blue – have an almost wild, excited look about them. But the rest of his face is a contradiction… he looks both calculated and amused as he licks his lips and makes his way over to you.

“That means I want to see you in short skirts, dress, that kind of shit, okay? And some pretty makeup.” His eyes dance over your body, taking in your curves. You’d worn a knee-length pencil skirt and white blouse for the interview with him – nothing too scandalous but it did hug your body nicely. Pete seemed to think so, at least, as his gaze remained glued on your cleavage, “Basically, I want you all dolled up because I sure as fuck know there’s no brain up there in your head. I have a real assistant, but you’ll be my other assistant.”

Other assistant. You knew what that meant.

pairing: Alpha!Ari Levinson x Omega!Pregnant!Reader

summary: To others, Ari’s house was a breeding ground for him and his omega, but to him it was just fulfilling her purpose of carrying his pups (DILF!Ari) (Slightly manipulative)

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated/Disclaimer 18+

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“Daddy’s home! Where are ya my little pups” Ari roared toeing off his shoes, already smelling his mate’s gorgeous new scent after he managed to knock her up, for the fifth time. Watching as she toddled in with her infamous waddle, his omega walking in with a 6 month baby bump and their newest baby boy on her hip. Her face ecstatic at the sight of her alpha home after a long day hunting, their tiny tot already reaching out for his daddy. Now where were the other 3?

Retreating In Covers

Summary: You decide to build a blanket fort to fight off the seasonal sadness. Thankfully, your best friend Jake loves them just as much as you do! 

Pairing: Jake Jensen x female!Reader

Warnings: fluff, smut (18+Only, minors DNI), unprotected sex, creampie, clothed sex, dry humping, Jake is actually pretty smooth in this one, slight size kink (Jake is a BIG boi in this), romance, sexual tension, a blanket fort, and a partridge in a pear tree. 

Word Count: 3,664

A/N: Oh my goodness! This is my submission for Rhi’s Writing Challenge 💖 I fell in love with this story so quickly while writing it! It feels like the most “me” that my writing has been in a long time! This is my crowning jewel for Jake Jensen content. I feel so stinkin’ good about it! So it would mean the world to me if you reblogged and told me what you think about it! Let me know, my loves! 

Kisses 💋

—K

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The wind and rain that poured down from the Heavens seemed to chill the already frigid January air. Bits of frost edging the glass panes of your windows in every room. Your seasonal depression  reared its gnarly head as the plummeting temperatures and gloomy days kept you bed-bound most weekends. Normally, you’d be more than happy to wallow in the somber moods that filled your evenings but today, you decided to have a little fun, a pick-me-up, if you will. And you knew what would cheer you right up— a blanket fort.  

Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay presenting at the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards.