if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

See shit like this is why y’all need to shut up about bi lesbian discourse because it’s seeping into real life and straight men are co-opting wlw terms and pressuring lesbians into relationships/sex. I’m not about to tolerate men pursuing me ANYWAYS because they don’t know if I’m homoromantic or whatever. And yes , straight men were already self entitled enough as it is, but y’all don’t need to add fuel to the fire

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

This you?

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one

vulpinedyke never left

hey everyone. so i was nuked by tumblr last night following racial and lesbophobic harassment by an anonymous party.

if y'all could spread this around so i can get my mutuals back while i appeal (unlikely to get my tumblr back but still), i would love you forever.

all of my writing is gone though. all of my personal posts dating back to 2018, gone. fuck.

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

Some tweets belong on tumblr. One such case

Average Shōjo Antagonist

my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.

happy early birthday to op's dead sponsored weed mom who is finally blazing one more time

to everyone in the tags saying they're smoking weed in her honor i thank you. she would have wanted it this way. here's a photo of her in minecraft sunglasses the last time we went thrifting together.

everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy

whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

i logged on and we were being cunts and i waslike wiping away my eyes like its so beautiful we're lals o in touch with oneanother lalalalala

LEAKED TRACK LIST FOR NEW TS ALBUM:

wire mother wasn't even problematic, people just can't handle a career woman