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i think it took mob some time to get used to expressing his emotions openly again so for a while he just reacted disproportionately to random things

your health family and work life come after your first priority which should always be 2 fictional characters fucking each other

made by mochimonki on tiktok but i can’t stop thinking about it

queer people who have done zero self reflection when they see someone who doesn't look fem in their space

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

reblog for larger sample size :)

These aren't all the Barbie movies, the submitter is just curious about preferences specifically between these movies!

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

a hundred years of getting narsty

A hundred and one years of getting narsty!

to another hundred years of getting narsty!

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

New copypasta just dropped

Same guy

Xtians want so badly to be oppressed. 🙄

Christians just expect special privileges to the point that they think “strangers living in a way you didn’t assign them” == “oppression”

“How dare you remind me that there are other ways of being!?!”

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

obsessed with this interaction

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp